Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37717. | chandica (chandica) | 37.66 | 93.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 37718. | Luca (_jay_clay_) | 37.66 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 37719. | Isaa (lala02) | 37.65 | 95% | 2022-03-22 |
| 37720. | Dawn L Kelly (dawn2222) | 37.65 | 93% | 2023-01-17 |
| 37721. | Matt (carrera) | 37.65 | — | 2009-10-18 |
| 37722. | William (snusmumrikken) | 37.65 | 94% | 2019-09-20 |
| 37723. | Miguel (bellcros) | 37.64 | 94% | 2021-01-27 |
| 37724. | samer (alexozero) | 37.64 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 37725. | Nizam (highaccutypist) | 37.64 | 96% | 2015-08-02 |
| 37726. | Lalo (lorenzito17) | 37.63 | 93% | 2022-02-01 |
| 37727. | Vesa (vejolkko) | 37.63 | 93% | 2017-01-15 |
| 37728. | Marina (marinap98) | 37.63 | 92% | 2014-09-18 |
| 37729. | Yowmang (yowmang) | 37.62 | 92% | 2018-02-06 |
| 37730. | Anik (filtercopy) | 37.61 | 95% | 2018-06-27 |
| 37731. | WIll (llinedpaper) | 37.60 | 92% | 2020-07-29 |
| 37732. | joshua (joshua_atibula) | 37.60 | 84% | 2016-03-11 |
| 37733. | dudechickman (dudechickman) | 37.59 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 37734. | Benjamin Quartey (quartey101) | 37.59 | 94.2% | 2023-06-10 |
| 37735. | Vincent (vkillerz) | 37.59 | 80% | 2015-11-19 |
| 37736. | Shadowrise (zellion) | 37.59 | 92% | 2012-11-14 |
| 37737. | Avi (avis) | 37.59 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 37738. | Dawn (dmwelch) | 37.58 | 98% | 2023-08-12 |
| 37739. | Abhilash (naruavi) | 37.57 | 93% | 2017-09-27 |
| 37740. | niel (otakashi32) | 37.57 | 89% | 2017-02-06 |
| 37741. | 貞姐 (on9fung) | 37.57 | 89% | 2016-12-29 |
| 37742. | athina (athina) | 37.57 | — | 2009-09-24 |
| 37743. | aiei24 (aiei24) | 37.57 | 88% | 2014-05-29 |
| 37744. | Kshitiz (gaurangadas) | 37.56 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 37745. | M3D7 (m3d7) | 37.56 | 92% | 2018-03-24 |
| 37746. | sidrah (sidrah) | 37.56 | 91% | 2016-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |