Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1047. | Christine Langston (christi... | 93.98 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 1048. | AJ (flexpointlol) | 93.95 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 1049. | uniracer (uniracer) | 93.94 | 99% | 2017-09-23 |
| 1050. | Andrew (alzhu) | 93.92 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 1051. | oriom (orionrw) | 93.90 | 96% | 2019-08-28 |
| 1052. | K3 (lienk3) | 93.85 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1053. | Frank (frankxu) | 93.85 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 1054. | Sam (busiclucho) | 93.83 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 1055. | Emil (emle10) | 93.82 | 97% | 2018-11-11 |
| 1056. | Skippy (skippy9) | 93.79 | 97% | 2018-11-29 |
| 1057. | Abdul (yasusu) | 93.77 | 99% | 2019-03-12 |
| 1058. | 1 key (awndi) | 93.77 | 98% | 2017-11-05 |
| 1059. | Tiroky (tiroky) | 93.76 | 97% | 2018-08-20 |
| 1060. | Jacob (zoticus) | 93.76 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1061. | Even (aggressivepie) | 93.75 | 94% | 2019-11-03 |
| 1062. | Alexander (hammer_zeit) | 93.73 | 98% | 2018-07-16 |
| 1063. | dude_BrahMan (dudebrahman) | 93.70 | 97% | 2017-11-18 |
| 1064. | Fr0zen (inst4llman) | 93.70 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 1065. | Clippy (jesspacito) | 93.70 | 98% | 2019-08-09 |
| 1066. | Waleed (itbelikethat) | 93.67 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 1067. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 93.65 | 99% | 2018-12-31 |
| 1068. | Vinicius (vnunesz77) | 93.63 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 1069. | J (coughee) | 93.63 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1070. | Octo (octophobia) | 93.62 | 97% | 2018-10-29 |
| 1071. | Dylan (nazinipz) | 93.58 | 97% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1072. | Casey (northquake94) | 93.54 | 97% | 2019-01-13 |
| 1073. | Fujiwaranosai (fujiwaranosai) | 93.51 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 1074. | Jarmade (jarmade) | 93.46 | 97% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1075. | Pavel (patcm) | 93.45 | 99% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1076. | Twirkin Meerkat (ochu) | 93.45 | 99% | 2018-02-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |