I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16586. | Joanne (jk278332) | 71.65 | 96% | 2015-11-17 |
| 16587. | yan (shocker142) | 71.65 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 16588. | Thomas (coasterman) | 71.64 | 90% | 2016-02-01 |
| 16589. | Junior (mkunaji) | 71.63 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 16590. | Evan (__evab__) | 71.63 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16591. | Anup (anupsabraham) | 71.63 | 96% | 2015-06-07 |
| 16592. | Chris (bobuffet) | 71.62 | 89% | 2016-02-20 |
| 16593. | Typing🤯🤯🤯 (sirsoup) | 71.62 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 16594. | Joe (kirez12) | 71.62 | 95% | 2021-04-07 |
| 16595. | Edwin (edwin_____) | 71.62 | 95% | 2017-06-08 |
| 16596. | WhySoSlow (milktea_1999) | 71.61 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 16597. | SUdeep (sud1201) | 71.61 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 16598. | James (jamesls) | 71.61 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 16599. | Evan (evanneal) | 71.61 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 16600. | Gregor (xcarni) | 71.61 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 16601. | Alexander (alexsz) | 71.61 | 90% | 2016-06-16 |
| 16602. | Eric (tomcruse) | 71.60 | 97% | 2023-07-21 |
| 16603. | MrGamer (mrgamer197) | 71.60 | 95% | 2016-03-26 |
| 16604. | Luke (gidgehuet) | 71.60 | 97% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16605. | avi (dude571) | 71.60 | 99% | 2017-07-02 |
| 16606. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 71.59 | 96.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 16607. | Slyther (slyther) | 71.59 | 96.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 16608. | PrairieBaron (atbaron) | 71.59 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 16609. | Thanit (vrak_thanit) | 71.58 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 16610. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 71.57 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 16611. | Alan (iamtoooldforthis) | 71.57 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 16612. | kikiki (kiki02613) | 71.57 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 16613. | Jim (jimryan) | 71.56 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 16614. | Brandon (botobran) | 71.56 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 16615. | Alexeï (g4520u10) | 71.56 | 98.2% | 2023-06-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |