So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11760. | htc (hatoci) | 82.00 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 11761. | Teo (themightyghost) | 82.00 | 91% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11762. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 81.99 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 11763. | glorp (glorp123) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 11764. | gook (g00k) | 81.99 | 89% | 2017-04-18 |
| 11765. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 81.99 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 11766. | bfs (justcardboard) | 81.99 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 11767. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 81.98 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11768. | kenneth (adios1) | 81.97 | 91% | 2014-10-04 |
| 11769. | Bone (mrstyles) | 81.97 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11770. | HUONO (gghuono) | 81.97 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11771. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11772. | Christopher (chesscello) | 81.97 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11773. | Bob (merong_merong) | 81.97 | 91% | 2015-04-27 |
| 11774. | Duy (finalluv) | 81.96 | 98% | 2014-08-21 |
| 11775. | R4v1 (mirasravi) | 81.96 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 11776. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 81.95 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11777. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 81.95 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 11778. | James (ducngocngo2) | 81.95 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 11779. | Tzipi (moeru) | 81.95 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 11780. | Debbie (iceprincess) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 11781. | Holland (holland) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 11782. | Faith (febrimando) | 81.94 | 98% | 2019-03-12 |
| 11783. | Reese (shabbb) | 81.94 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
| 11784. | David (davidt585) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| 11785. | Kurozuma (kurozuma) | 81.94 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 11786. | bigjilm (bigjilm2112) | 81.94 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 11787. | Kyle (kylepuno) | 81.94 | 90% | 2013-10-05 |
| 11788. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 81.94 | 99% | 2013-04-11 |
| 11789. | Ryan (ryanshirk) | 81.94 | 94% | 2011-07-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |