As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3935. | Slowpez (mr_slowpez) | 101.47 | 97% | 2021-07-26 |
| 3936. | Resist (resist) | 101.47 | 93% | 2015-05-08 |
| 3937. | 🏀James (warren123) | 101.46 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 3938. | pi (kerosenee) | 101.46 | 93% | 2017-02-05 |
| 3939. | poopy (spiderman2020) | 101.45 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
| 3940. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 101.45 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3941. | Hannyabal (hannyabal) | 101.44 | 96.4% | 2024-08-08 |
| 3942. | Courtney (clc0778clc) | 101.44 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 3943. | Jonas (jnshey) | 101.44 | 100% | 2018-06-29 |
| 3944. | Zebra (burntzebra) | 101.44 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 3945. | Nicky (nickyux3003) | 101.43 | 99% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3946. | $$$$ (for_fun) | 101.43 | 97.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 3947. | reale (reale) | 101.43 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3948. | Terence (paragontype) | 101.43 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 3949. | KC (hotdogkc) | 101.43 | 98% | 2019-04-13 |
| 3950. | Noam (noamaster88) | 101.42 | 99% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3951. | Adin (nightmarexe) | 101.41 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 3952. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 101.41 | 94% | 2015-08-26 |
| 3953. | Typer (typerkinger) | 101.41 | 95% | 2015-06-29 |
| 3954. | Midhun (mythicalun) | 101.40 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
| 3955. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 101.39 | 99.5% | 2024-03-23 |
| 3956. | SENPAI (iapnes) | 101.39 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3957. | keyma.sh (bommer1234) | 101.39 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 3958. | K (kadorath) | 101.39 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 3959. | bsd987 (bsd987) | 101.39 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 3960. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 101.39 | 98% | 2017-03-09 |
| 3961. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 101.38 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 3962. | Joy Bangla (orangeforest) | 101.37 | 97% | 2025-02-11 |
| 3963. | plants (_plants) | 101.37 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 3964. | Espresso (espresso) | 101.35 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |