As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18765. | Nyth (nyth) | 63.95 | 95% | 2016-11-27 |
18766. | Eschalawt (eschalawt) | 63.94 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
18767. | El (shrekforeverafter) | 63.94 | 95% | 2023-01-29 |
18768. | 🔯🚀 yaron :) (salenger) | 63.94 | 98% | 2017-07-23 |
18769. | bobby (aarontiania) | 63.94 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
18770. | Son (son_ngo_viet) | 63.94 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
18771. | Adam (oadaam) | 63.94 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
18772. | ನವೀನ (navi) (naveen... | 63.94 | 96% | 2017-05-15 |
18773. | p_grogan (p_grogan) | 63.93 | 97% | 2017-07-10 |
18774. | Adam (waffelele) | 63.93 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
18775. | Mark (reaver_king) | 63.93 | 95% | 2015-10-27 |
18776. | Payas (payas) | 63.93 | 94% | 2015-08-23 |
18777. | Saugat (acharya_saugat) | 63.93 | 91% | 2016-03-15 |
18778. | anh ah seu (minwastaken) | 63.92 | 95.1% | 2023-08-14 |
18779. | E-nc (dabussy69) | 63.92 | 99% | 2023-04-26 |
18780. | Joel (joeltype) | 63.92 | 97% | 2016-08-31 |
18781. | ObiJuaan (obijuaan) | 63.91 | 95% | 2021-12-03 |
18782. | h0ly (h0ly) | 63.91 | 94% | 2019-01-30 |
18783. | Jesse (olivemaree) | 63.91 | 91% | 2017-04-30 |
18784. | RAMEEM (rameem) | 63.91 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
18785. | Justin (cocok97) | 63.91 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
18786. | The (manish8972) | 63.91 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
18787. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 63.91 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
18788. | typer (kmanghat) | 63.91 | 96.1% | 2021-02-08 |
18789. | Daniel (ducky_mini) | 63.91 | 97.6% | 2021-02-24 |
18790. | Alfred Sjunnesson (alfred98) | 63.90 | 94% | 2022-12-30 |
18791. | 🍊 (orange426) | 63.90 | 98.2% | 2023-05-20 |
18792. | Hugh (dr_poop_md) | 63.89 | 95% | 2022-05-31 |
18793. | 2Peter3:9 (psalm_118) | 63.89 | 98% | 2022-06-05 |
18794. | life (lifeadventurer) | 63.89 | 95.3% | 2023-10-24 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |