So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4828. | Jax (aabattery) | 99.51 | — | 2009-03-27 |
| 4829. | bekahlouise (summertimesadn... | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-04-14 |
| 4830. | aeixel (aeixel) | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 4831. | my mango (joe_froggy) | 99.50 | 95.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4832. | BOz (hyund0) | 99.50 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4833. | Hector (dingdingdingding) | 99.50 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4834. | Stefan (baltodk) | 99.49 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 4835. | nezloe (hyugaki) | 99.48 | 92% | 2012-09-20 |
| 4836. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 99.48 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 4837. | new to Colemak (cyclicamp) | 99.48 | 99% | 2014-08-07 |
| 4838. | Jim (ifeelhyper) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4839. | gabe (gabingbing) | 99.47 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4840. | Alden (veyloris) | 99.47 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 4841. | rdd (rddd) | 99.47 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 4842. | Adam (neptuneanime) | 99.47 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 4843. | Jennifer (jennig1975) | 99.47 | 97% | 2013-11-06 |
| 4844. | duckwrth (duckwrth) | 99.46 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4845. | Andrew (pikawubz) | 99.46 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4846. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 99.45 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 4847. | Xibu (xibu) | 99.45 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 4848. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 99.45 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 4849. | Rebekka (rweismantle) | 99.44 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 4850. | Black Rose Quits (brandnew7... | 99.43 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4851. | Scryp (scryp) | 99.43 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 4852. | l (coolwanglu) | 99.43 | 95% | 2013-06-01 |
| 4853. | Sebastian (sebass0722) | 99.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4854. | pyco (pyco) | 99.42 | 99.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4855. | justin (skynative) | 99.41 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 4856. | Michael (mlcederblom) | 99.40 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4857. | silky (quit101) | 99.40 | 97.4% | 2023-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |