I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9847. | Jonathan (jonathankim1999) | 86.43 | 97% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9848. | Kuyaa (kuyaa) | 86.43 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 9849. | Ryan (ryanjaketown) | 86.43 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 9850. | Justyn (justynb) | 86.43 | 93% | 2016-07-13 |
| 9851. | Huoi (huoi) | 86.42 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 9852. | Glass (glass_crys) | 86.42 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 9853. | Some (heavy_metal123) | 86.42 | 97% | 2015-12-20 |
| 9854. | Ryan (gurkenglas9) | 86.42 | 97% | 2021-07-25 |
| 9855. | Daniel (darthpikachu) | 86.42 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9856. | KFC (kfcs) | 86.42 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 9857. | Marc (markymarco) | 86.42 | 96% | 2019-01-01 |
| 9858. | ? (tokesther) | 86.41 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 9859. | CLINT'S FEET (pfaen) | 86.41 | 98% | 2017-03-15 |
| 9860. | ben (benpr99) | 86.41 | 98% | 2018-10-28 |
| 9861. | Dora9000 (dora9000) | 86.41 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9862. | ptspiker (ptspiker) | 86.41 | 98% | 2018-04-02 |
| 9863. | Sconez (sconez) | 86.40 | 89% | 2016-01-13 |
| 9864. | Atticus crunch (fablesnfobb... | 86.40 | 97% | 2022-01-25 |
| 9865. | Bean (benjamoomin64) | 86.40 | 96% | 2020-05-30 |
| 9866. | Owen (ronnyanddonny) | 86.40 | 96% | 2016-09-01 |
| 9867. | dontquit (racequiter) | 86.40 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9868. | D (ducktypist) | 86.40 | 95% | 2017-01-02 |
| 9869. | Chris (dutchypoo) | 86.40 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 9870. | \___Sailor___/ (stalker333) | 86.39 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 9871. | Hank (bigrighank) | 86.39 | 96.2% | 2024-01-08 |
| 9872. | CoCo (alex120799) | 86.39 | 94% | 2017-01-05 |
| 9873. | akash (phantom_07) | 86.39 | 97% | 2022-10-23 |
| 9874. | nidzaaa (nidzaaa) | 86.38 | 95% | 2025-01-18 |
| 9875. | ooo (inout) | 86.38 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 9876. | DavyNeat (eojackson) | 86.38 | 99% | 2024-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |