So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32335. | phasawat (puppaprubchok) | 48.70 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 32336. | Adebayọ (annonp) | 48.70 | 99% | 2021-05-30 |
| 32337. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 48.70 | 97% | 2015-01-13 |
| 32338. | Bonzai (bonnierunner21) | 48.69 | 86% | 2014-10-17 |
| 32339. | Jahid (supershot10) | 48.69 | 95.5% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32340. | Barnabas (barni2004) | 48.69 | 93% | 2023-05-04 |
| 32341. | Nick (pmm8rix13) | 48.69 | 95% | 2014-08-25 |
| 32342. | Niaz (niazali) | 48.69 | 91% | 2012-02-25 |
| 32343. | JHCM (j_speed) | 48.69 | 94% | 2016-11-26 |
| 32344. | fimi (fimi) | 48.69 | 94% | 2016-03-26 |
| 32345. | Jack (captaingiggles) | 48.68 | 95% | 2023-03-27 |
| 32346. | Nathan (cheeseburgur101) | 48.68 | 93% | 2016-11-29 |
| 32347. | Jennifer (prplribbit) | 48.68 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 32348. | Fahim (shahriar193) | 48.67 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 32349. | TAKEDA (gaden) | 48.67 | 86% | 2015-04-02 |
| 32350. | Mario (realtatat) | 48.67 | 89% | 2012-12-02 |
| 32351. | Blue (bluebell40) | 48.66 | 93% | 2022-06-29 |
| 32352. | Sean (snorps_) | 48.66 | 94% | 2018-11-15 |
| 32353. | Jose Ruel (braveheart143) | 48.66 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 32354. | Marzie (marzie2002) | 48.66 | 95% | 2021-04-20 |
| 32355. | TUAN (ngoctuan369) | 48.66 | 94% | 2013-09-06 |
| 32356. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 48.66 | 93% | 2015-12-07 |
| 32357. | Slowikolos (slowikolos) | 48.65 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 32358. | Eyell (eyell) | 48.65 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 32359. | Killer (killerswitch) | 48.65 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 32360. | Akumalla (karhik) | 48.65 | 95% | 2022-06-13 |
| 32361. | Horvath (chazo01) | 48.65 | 91% | 2021-05-19 |
| 32362. | Ahmed (hero2014) | 48.65 | 90% | 2015-03-31 |
| 32363. | SRINATH (vssrinath) | 48.65 | 90% | 2015-05-23 |
| 32364. | tf20 (tf20) | 48.65 | 95% | 2013-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |