So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33471. | s1n (x_s1n_x) | 45.84 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 33472. | Nothingtodo (miaka_chan) | 45.84 | 92% | 2011-08-25 |
| 33473. | Ethan (earcherc) | 45.83 | 95% | 2023-03-11 |
| 33474. | Suresh (sures144) | 45.83 | 90% | 2012-08-04 |
| 33475. | Gabriel (slenders) | 45.83 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 33476. | Caspar (wakyeboy) | 45.82 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 33477. | gi (gi_prim) | 45.82 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 33478. | Aman (amanr300) | 45.82 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 33479. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.81 | 90% | 2017-05-25 |
| 33480. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 45.81 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 33481. | JJ (j_wells1409) | 45.81 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 33482. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 45.81 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| 33483. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 45.80 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
| 33484. | TOAN (phtoan) | 45.80 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 33485. | Phil (schorres) | 45.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 33486. | rick (mixmasterrick) | 45.80 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
| 33487. | csmyers (csmyers) | 45.79 | 89% | 2017-01-05 |
| 33488. | Jake (mrxxx789) | 45.79 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 33489. | Derek (derkshire1) | 45.79 | 93% | 2022-01-15 |
| 33490. | a (_mau) | 45.79 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 33491. | lee (bear6554) | 45.79 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 33492. | John (dsumedh) | 45.79 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 33493. | Hero (pramodbag) | 45.79 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 33494. | Papyea (chrestomanci) | 45.78 | 93% | 2022-09-06 |
| 33495. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 45.78 | 93% | 2019-04-22 |
| 33496. | Victor (boonie_222) | 45.78 | 94% | 2022-11-15 |
| 33497. | Clouds1729 (cnomad) | 45.78 | 94% | 2023-08-25 |
| 33498. | Vincent (themathsking) | 45.78 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 33499. | Wisd0m (wisd0m_seek3r) | 45.78 | 95.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 33500. | harish (harishravi) | 45.78 | 91.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |