Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33979. | kas (kasuga) | 45.77 | 93% | 2013-05-01 |
| 33980. | Fries (imfriez) | 45.77 | 94% | 2019-04-01 |
| 33981. | Akumalla (karhik) | 45.77 | 95% | 2022-07-02 |
| 33982. | Maxim (maxsimych) | 45.77 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 33983. | *****Beng***** (clkmervin13) | 45.77 | 96% | 2023-08-01 |
| 33984. | Nick (wugangabbot) | 45.77 | 95% | 2021-10-20 |
| 33985. | Gerri (gerri) | 45.76 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 33986. | Tiffany (tiffanyannesinn) | 45.76 | 84% | 2016-05-09 |
| 33987. | Barney The Big Red Dog (wec... | 45.76 | 90% | 2014-06-10 |
| 33988. | Cheese-it Crackers (1234che... | 45.76 | 92% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33989. | Anton (90mer) | 45.76 | 97.5% | 2023-05-31 |
| 33990. | Magnus (magnus_ll) | 45.75 | 94% | 2013-09-18 |
| 33991. | Maninder (manindersingh) | 45.74 | 91% | 2014-05-02 |
| 33992. | marita (marita09) | 45.74 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 33993. | not_inte2 (theinte) | 45.74 | 92% | 2020-12-22 |
| 33994. | Claude Aizen (igie007) | 45.74 | 88% | 2017-02-01 |
| 33995. | Gamze (gamze_33) | 45.73 | 90% | 2011-12-16 |
| 33996. | Nanniekim (nanniekim) | 45.73 | 96% | 2011-08-17 |
| 33997. | Alex (4q4mqlg) | 45.73 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 33998. | Aman (amansharma10) | 45.73 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 33999. | D (dsehra) | 45.73 | 98% | 2011-11-16 |
| 34000. | Kevan (kevan) | 45.72 | — | 2009-08-21 |
| 34001. | Chizi (chiziivictor) | 45.72 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 34002. | tinieee (tinieee) | 45.71 | 90% | 2014-03-10 |
| 34003. | Kennon (trainertaco) | 45.71 | 97.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 34004. | blank (blitzxx) | 45.71 | 93% | 2021-01-30 |
| 34005. | satish (satishec1887) | 45.70 | 98% | 2012-05-12 |
| 34006. | budjetti (budgettypo) | 45.70 | 94% | 2021-09-21 |
| 34007. | helilan (sancelia) | 45.69 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 34008. | Wan Iskandar (wanis02) | 45.69 | 95% | 2023-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |