And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38864. | Haris (harisana) | 39.26 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 38865. | Kashif (kashifsaeed52) | 39.25 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 38866. | Subeesh (subeesh18) | 39.23 | 93% | 2013-02-06 |
| 38867. | Peter (pulangratz) | 39.23 | 86% | 2015-06-19 |
| 38868. | Reda (redaheshmat7) | 39.22 | 95.9% | 2023-08-08 |
| 38869. | zanna (zannael) | 39.22 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 38870. | kenyer (k3nyir) | 39.21 | 94% | 2023-04-27 |
| 38871. | Gunner (gunner8) | 39.21 | 93% | 2018-11-27 |
| 38872. | Essie (essie) | 39.20 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 38873. | duk (bongoun) | 39.17 | 86% | 2012-01-25 |
| 38874. | Dennis (dennis30) | 39.16 | 94% | 2016-01-30 |
| 38875. | Mu (mulapaw) | 39.15 | 94% | 2014-11-19 |
| 38876. | pyc (lznuscrfb) | 39.14 | 96% | 2021-11-27 |
| 38877. | kira (kira44) | 39.14 | 95.3% | 2021-02-25 |
| 38878. | yen (utcung1305) | 39.13 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 38879. | Armen (chuk) | 39.13 | — | 2009-02-21 |
| 38880. | Aayush (otaku_dude) | 39.12 | 92% | 2022-04-04 |
| 38881. | D (dsehra) | 39.12 | 96% | 2011-07-24 |
| 38882. | Apisake (apisake) | 39.10 | 90% | 2016-01-04 |
| 38883. | Rana :) (ranatherana) | 39.08 | 90% | 2016-03-20 |
| 38884. | kevin (kevinsen65) | 39.08 | 87% | 2014-04-21 |
| 38885. | phuongduyen (memories) | 39.08 | 93% | 2011-05-03 |
| 38886. | bonkers (bonkers1) | 39.07 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 38887. | SIMP (simp) | 39.05 | 88% | 2016-06-06 |
| 38888. | Beastie (beastieol) | 39.03 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 38889. | majed (maj1288) | 39.03 | 81% | 2012-05-23 |
| 38890. | zero (0crows) | 39.02 | 93% | 2021-08-05 |
| 38891. | sheriff (sheriff) | 39.01 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 38892. | vrushabh (thevrushabh) | 38.99 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 38893. | santosh (santshvm17) | 38.98 | 94% | 2023-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |