Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1139. | Jonathan (vczne) | 90.36 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| 1140. | (bobby76) | 90.36 | 99% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1141. | (biznessmun) | 90.34 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1142. | Ramboooo (killingtype) | 90.34 | 99% | 2020-07-04 |
| 1143. | (dungymitten) | 90.32 | 98% | 2018-10-03 |
| 1144. | (poexpress) | 90.32 | 96% | 2018-08-11 |
| 1145. | Abigail (abievans46) | 90.31 | 97% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1146. | Adam (bsplit) | 90.30 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1147. | 5000600 (5000600) | 90.26 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 1148. | (lamaur) | 90.25 | 97% | 2018-12-29 |
| 1149. | (konradisch) | 90.22 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 1150. | (fluzii) | 90.21 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1151. | (aurelias) | 90.19 | 96% | 2019-04-27 |
| 1152. | (jello_jello) | 90.18 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1153. | Sai (justnov) | 90.18 | 99% | 2019-11-27 |
| 1154. | (amrhachicho) | 90.17 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1155. | (supergjason) | 90.15 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1156. | (dschrad) | 90.15 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 1157. | (pawncastle) | 90.12 | 98% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1158. | (shockblades) | 90.10 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 1159. | (zypher480) | 90.09 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1160. | (tofithecat) | 90.06 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 1161. | (memeds) | 90.04 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 1162. | (lerler246) | 90.04 | 98% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1163. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 90.00 | 98% | 2019-04-21 |
| 1164. | (snapist) | 89.99 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1165. | (jaguar21) | 89.99 | 99% | 2017-12-19 |
| 1166. | (muzzlefilp) | 89.96 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 1167. | (gerbee) | 89.95 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 1168. | (ttyler99) | 89.95 | 97% | 2019-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |