And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8262. | (nochu11) | 101.65 | 98% | 2018-10-14 |
| 8263. | (exrolo) | 101.65 | 96% | 2011-07-20 |
| 8264. | (yulian) | 101.64 | 88% | 2015-03-27 |
| 8265. | rocketmantyping (jakerthety... | 101.64 | 98% | 2011-12-10 |
| 8266. | (bananagholem) | 101.64 | 94% | 2013-07-03 |
| 8267. | (armedandloaded) | 101.63 | 96% | 2016-06-16 |
| 8268. | Niels (nielsey) | 101.63 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 8269. | James2 (james372) | 101.63 | 99% | 2015-07-08 |
| 8270. | MidnightSteph (stevenk01) | 101.62 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8271. | (chai_biscuit) | 101.62 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 8272. | (destroyer_46) | 101.62 | 97% | 2016-02-06 |
| 8273. | (skeithtan) | 101.62 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
| 8274. | (pdolson) | 101.62 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 8275. | (mbsupermario) | 101.62 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 8276. | (slayerxy) | 101.61 | 97% | 2020-05-03 |
| 8277. | shaun (shaun1234) | 101.61 | 93% | 2017-04-23 |
| 8278. | (royz415) | 101.60 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 8279. | Skp (skpvwls) | 101.60 | 96% | 2012-01-03 |
| 8280. | (ivke) | 101.60 | 96% | 2013-10-23 |
| 8281. | (dschrad) | 101.60 | 99% | 2016-08-17 |
| 8282. | Will (greggaz) | 101.59 | 97% | 2023-04-05 |
| 8283. | (rose51203) | 101.59 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8284. | (lacton44) | 101.58 | 99% | 2022-09-16 |
| 8285. | (necrosan) | 101.58 | 97% | 2016-12-02 |
| 8286. | (stumbledore) | 101.58 | 96% | 2012-04-26 |
| 8287. | (glowowl) | 101.57 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 8288. | (cradin) | 101.57 | 96% | 2012-04-17 |
| 8289. | Chase (iiarrowzii) | 101.57 | 92% | 2015-04-14 |
| 8290. | Mister (ducky9008) | 101.57 | 96% | 2013-12-07 |
| 8291. | anT (gregorpingic) | 101.57 | 99% | 2019-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |