So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27787. | Nitish Pandey (nitishneverg... | 56.41 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 27788. | Sneaky (ftu_sneaky) | 56.41 | 94% | 2020-12-13 |
| 27789. | echobat88 (echobat88) | 56.41 | 95% | 2021-10-01 |
| 27790. | Andrew (renjianli) | 56.41 | 94% | 2017-11-10 |
| 27791. | DaeTrex (daetrex) | 56.40 | 94% | 2022-06-28 |
| 27792. | Billy (billythreehands) | 56.40 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 27793. | Dusk (duska) | 56.40 | 95% | 2022-01-18 |
| 27794. | CB (cb_cabral) | 56.40 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 27795. | Thanh-Nhat (ngothanhnhat) | 56.40 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 27796. | Liberty (alibertychaser) | 56.40 | 85% | 2014-02-13 |
| 27797. | Thỏ (thotet) | 56.40 | 91% | 2014-05-20 |
| 27798. | Icyfox (dar4545) | 56.40 | 93% | 2011-11-24 |
| 27799. | Jaydon (jkpearce) | 56.39 | 91% | 2014-12-06 |
| 27800. | ryan (sunstar12) | 56.38 | 92% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27801. | Oliver (oliabe) | 56.38 | 93% | 2014-08-15 |
| 27802. | guner (guner) | 56.38 | — | 2009-07-22 |
| 27803. | George (g3orgeg1) | 56.37 | 94% | 2021-03-30 |
| 27804. | Rifaie (nurrifaie) | 56.37 | 95% | 2021-03-06 |
| 27805. | ROLAND_ONE (rixilius) | 56.37 | 94% | 2011-10-05 |
| 27806. | vung (vungvk) | 56.37 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 27807. | dryman (dryman) | 56.37 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 27808. | Radoslav (padoto07) | 56.36 | 92% | 2021-11-11 |
| 27809. | cablemp4 (cablemp4) | 56.36 | 94% | 2021-09-02 |
| 27810. | shishir_karanth (shishira1203) | 56.35 | 94% | 2021-04-23 |
| 27811. | Boy (xfg0) | 56.35 | 95% | 2015-03-03 |
| 27812. | jun de (jundekkkkk) | 56.35 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 27813. | Makhambet (markiz) | 56.35 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27814. | gustr (gustr) | 56.35 | 91% | 2012-05-04 |
| 27815. | Cathia (cathia07) | 56.35 | 94% | 2020-01-17 |
| 27816. | rose (gultuna) | 56.35 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |