What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1984. | JollyImpulse (jollyimpulse) | 110.49 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 1985. | Chris (140orover9000) | 110.47 | 97% | 2019-03-03 |
| 1986. | Vincent (vincenator_colemak) | 110.46 | 97% | 2013-12-19 |
| 1987. | Smudge (cuteboi) | 110.45 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 1988. | Rrraptor (lalabird8) | 110.44 | 96% | 2019-06-04 |
| 1989. | noquit (blusteve) | 110.43 | 99% | 2020-04-26 |
| 1990. | 찬우 (inphinity) | 110.43 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 1991. | Languor (languor) | 110.40 | 97% | 2014-08-13 |
| 1992. | Donda (coolermaxx) | 110.39 | 97% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1993. | carti not dropping (slownoo... | 110.39 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 1994. | Kenny (quankennynguyen) | 110.39 | 95% | 2011-12-03 |
| 1995. | marsd (zarifar) | 110.39 | 95% | 2015-03-10 |
| 1996. | Colby (cytotoxjq) | 110.38 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 1997. | Blake (somuchtype) | 110.37 | 97% | 2012-06-07 |
| 1998. | MBD (murderbydeath) | 110.37 | 95% | 2012-12-05 |
| 1999. | Clara (aralciohc) | 110.36 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 2000. | Only One (only_one_left) | 110.35 | 99% | 2023-01-07 |
| 2001. | Aki (drutagan) | 110.35 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 2002. | Wataru (yuyues) | 110.35 | 99% | 2011-05-31 |
| 2003. | Ezra (account_name) | 110.32 | 99% | 2023-02-28 |
| 2004. | Patrick (mezzyy) | 110.31 | 97% | 2014-10-01 |
| 2005. | God is Love (kjb3) | 110.31 | 91% | 2017-06-03 |
| 2006. | Jack (10000) | 110.29 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 2007. | Dawn (m0f0) | 110.28 | 99% | 2013-08-16 |
| 2008. | Blink (blinktypes) | 110.27 | 98% | 2017-08-08 |
| 2009. | C (cwany) | 110.26 | 100% | 2012-09-17 |
| 2010. | J (windycruse) | 110.26 | 94% | 2017-03-31 |
| 2011. | Nannoo (nannoo) | 110.26 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 2012. | Nick (nimonl) | 110.25 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 2013. | Cletus (feedmedope) | 110.25 | 98% | 2020-01-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |