Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2760. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 73.60 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2761. | Madison (wickedrouge) | 73.59 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2762. | Chris (wsicks) | 73.57 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2763. | tommy (tommyfall) | 73.56 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 2764. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 73.56 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2765. | Goodshape (godshape) | 73.55 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 2766. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 73.54 | 98% | 2020-02-08 |
| 2767. | 🎈k (konnomon) | 73.54 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 2768. | knicked (knicked) | 73.54 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
| 2769. | Charls (charschemer) | 73.53 | 95% | 2020-03-10 |
| 2770. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 73.53 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 2771. | Muhammad (yasin_court) | 73.53 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 2772. | c (paradoxalpen) | 73.52 | 95% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2773. | Ethan (an3223) | 73.52 | 98% | 2018-12-17 |
| 2774. | Chris (chrisdelano) | 73.52 | 95% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2775. | antifragile (antifragile) | 73.51 | 96% | 2020-07-18 |
| 2776. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 73.50 | 94% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2777. | karsten (gamer112) | 73.50 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2778. | Colin (drugged_up_b) | 73.50 | 98% | 2017-10-28 |
| 2779. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 73.47 | 97% | 2020-09-07 |
| 2780. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 73.47 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 2781. | Zn (z1ny) | 73.44 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 2782. | Paul (retropixel99) | 73.43 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2783. | ƒєαямєαℓωαуѕ (... | 73.41 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| 2784. | Michael (cus4ever) | 73.39 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2785. | srini (srinidhisrinivas) | 73.39 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 2786. | Chaddog (svd997) | 73.38 | 98% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2787. | Patrick (tehpatrick) | 73.37 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 2788. | 🇲🇬 Rina (rina23) | 73.37 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 2789. | gupta (gupta01) | 73.37 | 96% | 2017-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |