All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8308. | Ben (dorkosticks) | 87.41 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 8309. | tobiichi3227 (protoss_3227) | 87.41 | 96.7% | 2024-11-12 |
| 8310. | Pot (potpie1010) | 87.41 | 97% | 2018-05-16 |
| 8311. | Chris (cnbrauns30) | 87.41 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 8312. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 87.41 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 8313. | Shenzhen (sz17) | 87.41 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 8314. | Pudge (pudge3) | 87.40 | 95% | 2024-10-30 |
| 8315. | Ken (_hotwheels_) | 87.40 | 96% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8316. | FrogIts (frogits_) | 87.40 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8317. | Kevin (qyuince) | 87.40 | 98% | 2020-11-23 |
| 8318. | m3rky (m3rky100) | 87.40 | 98% | 2022-09-27 |
| 8319. | Brandon (jitterflugerpug) | 87.40 | 97% | 2025-06-16 |
| 8320. | Ray (rj444) | 87.39 | 97% | 2024-07-12 |
| 8321. | tstats[oldfriend] (oldfriend) | 87.39 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 8322. | Mark (haxos) | 87.39 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 8323. | Ramses (boinkey) | 87.39 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 8324. | hhdhwuus (hhdhwuus) | 87.38 | 98.3% | 2023-08-01 |
| 8325. | Colin (drugged_up_b) | 87.38 | 99% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8326. | 12 Pixels (lukakrn) | 87.37 | 96.5% | 2025-02-13 |
| 8327. | Teddy (teddyg7777) | 87.37 | 98% | 2017-11-08 |
| 8328. | Izzy (izzycebola) | 87.37 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 8329. | Darren (baochun2) | 87.37 | 97.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8330. | Xenomorph (claygnot10) | 87.37 | 96.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 8331. | Vasanth Raja (vasanthraja) | 87.37 | 96.8% | 2025-03-30 |
| 8332. | donquixote (radio_knife) | 87.36 | 96.4% | 2023-12-25 |
| 8333. | Aaron (syntergica_2006) | 87.35 | 97% | 2025-03-30 |
| 8334. | Eddie (terminaterjohn) | 87.35 | 98% | 2017-10-18 |
| 8335. | tay (levelzero) | 87.34 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 8336. | Boop (leeireo) | 87.34 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8337. | Jay (boobily) | 87.34 | 96% | 2021-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |