So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20946. | Robert (robert_odrowaz) | 66.84 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 20947. | James (snazzy_bruh) | 66.84 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 20948. | Bruno (nortonpt) | 66.84 | 94% | 2015-03-31 |
| 20949. | gem lyle (speedytravz) | 66.84 | 93% | 2011-09-17 |
| 20950. | Niko (sir_camaris) | 66.84 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 20951. | Christian (pheonican) | 66.83 | 94% | 2014-12-20 |
| 20952. | criscar (kisskar) | 66.83 | 88% | 2012-09-19 |
| 20953. | Niel (nielo99) | 66.83 | 95% | 2016-11-09 |
| 20954. | Michele (goth_on_the_inside) | 66.83 | 95% | 2013-05-31 |
| 20955. | Corey (coreyhart) | 66.82 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 20956. | Yuki (kaiichikawa) | 66.82 | 94% | 2019-04-12 |
| 20957. | higgsboson (higgsbosons) | 66.82 | 99% | 2015-04-01 |
| 20958. | Roni (roju_) | 66.82 | 98% | 2014-07-07 |
| 20959. | A (ankita) | 66.82 | 94% | 2014-02-16 |
| 20960. | Satheesh (i_satan) | 66.82 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 20961. | Prashant (shakman) | 66.82 | 94% | 2015-10-08 |
| 20962. | Dr Quill (drquill) | 66.81 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 20963. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 66.81 | 95% | 2022-01-15 |
| 20964. | Noriz (norizmora22) | 66.81 | 94% | 2014-02-22 |
| 20965. | Ed (edreeve) | 66.81 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 20966. | Emil (gruvan) | 66.81 | 92% | 2017-03-30 |
| 20967. | I am bored as hell (i_am_bo... | 66.80 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 20968. | David (davelish) | 66.80 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 20969. | Abhishek (whistleblower) | 66.80 | 93% | 2012-10-21 |
| 20970. | Eico (eico66) | 66.80 | 96% | 2021-11-26 |
| 20971. | Lefu (l1298) | 66.80 | 92% | 2015-12-23 |
| 20972. | abhishek (akk2069) | 66.80 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 20973. | Zack (zackb6996) | 66.79 | 95% | 2021-02-19 |
| 20974. | Uladzislau (tumilok) | 66.79 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 20975. | Bazzbubb (bazzbubb) | 66.79 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |