I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13978. | rip byron (reckful) (mcswig... | 77.88 | 91% | 2017-01-03 |
| 13979. | Nofrets (opetstudio) | 77.88 | 100% | 2017-07-21 |
| 13980. | seanypie (seanbarry86) | 77.87 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 13981. | Sheesh (0hpl3as3) | 77.87 | 97% | 2025-12-05 |
| 13982. | David (d_thompson78) | 77.87 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 13983. | Amin (amin_farzane) | 77.87 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 13984. | Nathan (nathanwithnums) | 77.87 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 13985. | Veedek (veedek) | 77.86 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 13986. | Mia (miadvorak) | 77.86 | 98% | 2022-03-17 |
| 13987. | Tom (turtle961) | 77.86 | 97% | 2019-09-08 |
| 13988. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 77.86 | 96% | 2022-08-29 |
| 13989. | Ruben (cerane) | 77.86 | 88% | 2016-02-04 |
| 13990. | tim891998 (tim891998) | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-06-09 |
| 13991. | FabL. (fablry) | 77.85 | 98% | 2022-03-06 |
| 13992. | efergodox (efergodox) | 77.85 | 97% | 2016-10-25 |
| 13993. | Ronald (ronladred) | 77.85 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 13994. | drpro (drprocrast) | 77.84 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 13995. | Hamidreza (cih2001) | 77.84 | 99% | 2022-10-09 |
| 13996. | Ethan (ethanangg) | 77.84 | 96% | 2022-10-18 |
| 13997. | Sanzhar (anonymous_s) | 77.83 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
| 13998. | Gabe (gabe90) | 77.83 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
| 13999. | bran (evenntide_) | 77.83 | 97% | 2021-01-28 |
| 14000. | Adam (adamwhite18) | 77.82 | 91% | 2017-04-21 |
| 14001. | Andrei (andrei518) | 77.81 | 96.3% | 2023-07-30 |
| 14002. | KnightWithSword (mishras839... | 77.81 | 96% | 2023-03-08 |
| 14003. | Lucas (omangoes) | 77.81 | 96% | 2020-12-10 |
| 14004. | Trial (trial_name) | 77.81 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 14005. | Ninheart (ninheart) | 77.80 | 96% | 2023-01-08 |
| 14006. | saad (saduman) | 77.80 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 14007. | Caleb (dinomitedude) | 77.80 | 96% | 2018-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |