The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17272. | earlgreyyy (earlgreyy) | 77.91 | 97% | 2024-05-19 |
| 17273. | GetchLinux (gsharew) | 77.91 | 97% | 2025-05-20 |
| 17274. | greenhouse (karjack) | 77.91 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 17275. | bingcheng45 (bingcheng45) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 17276. | Derek (slowassbentley) | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 17277. | linkai (linkaixd) | 77.91 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 17278. | Lax (laxpress) | 77.90 | 95.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 17279. | Wicked (wickedwizard01) | 77.90 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 17280. | Uras (uracil_) | 77.90 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 17281. | aNoNyMoUs (phantom_18) | 77.90 | 96% | 2024-04-28 |
| 17282. | ben (benpr99) | 77.90 | 98% | 2018-11-11 |
| 17283. | HallMaster007 (hallmaster007) | 77.90 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 17284. | Jakeyboi (00hike) | 77.90 | 97.8% | 2024-03-16 |
| 17285. | Your Mom (godlywingg) | 77.90 | 94.9% | 2023-10-21 |
| 17286. | Bryan (sniwer) | 77.90 | 97.6% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17287. | Sadan (ultimates4ndm4n) | 77.90 | 95% | 2017-03-11 |
| 17288. | Tree (treeeeee) | 77.89 | 97% | 2025-07-07 |
| 17289. | Dranirlies (dranirlies) | 77.89 | 98% | 2024-05-03 |
| 17290. | (you) (komokolo) | 77.89 | 95.9% | 2024-04-22 |
| 17291. | Moametal-desu! (stanroselia) | 77.89 | 95% | 2024-11-15 |
| 17292. | rkalak (rkalak) | 77.89 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 17293. | First (fomr) | 77.89 | 95% | 2022-03-10 |
| 17294. | Albert (drpenguinz) | 77.89 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 17295. | carlomcasama (carlomcasama) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 17296. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 77.89 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 17297. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 77.89 | 94% | 2015-10-22 |
| 17298. | haiyaiyai (haiyaiyai) | 77.88 | 97% | 2024-11-26 |
| 17299. | Sarah (sar4hog2) | 77.88 | 97.6% | 2025-03-29 |
| 17300. | S (dontudare) | 77.88 | 96.1% | 2024-08-29 |
| 17301. | Cameron (nefrep) | 77.88 | 97% | 2018-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |