So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25219. | Nalyd (nothisisdylan) | 60.18 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 25220. | Lenie (leniem) | 60.18 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 25221. | wigglyworm (wigglyworm) | 60.17 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 25222. | teomyr (tmcute) | 60.17 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 25223. | Kaymart (barrix) | 60.17 | 95% | 2018-01-30 |
| 25224. | Brendan (redsoxrager) | 60.17 | 92% | 2014-05-07 |
| 25225. | Avery (skipperbud) | 60.17 | 95% | 2021-12-10 |
| 25226. | S (gingg) | 60.17 | 97% | 2014-10-25 |
| 25227. | santosh (santoshgrtz) | 60.17 | 95% | 2022-05-13 |
| 25228. | Saeed (tanhatan2007) | 60.17 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 25229. | Idris (idris_kb) | 60.17 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 25230. | ALI (ch_alisher) | 60.17 | 95% | 2015-03-06 |
| 25231. | ⠀ (ksven) | 60.17 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 25232. | Stephan (stephanvdmerwe) | 60.17 | 98% | 2016-07-19 |
| 25233. | g (ggesta) | 60.17 | — | 2009-11-03 |
| 25234. | Karen (athenasowl78) | 60.17 | 95% | 2011-05-20 |
| 25235. | Mithun (mithu16_2001) | 60.16 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 25236. | DDC (ddcdalamance) | 60.16 | 95% | 2013-02-08 |
| 25237. | Minh (triminh966) | 60.16 | 92% | 2013-08-14 |
| 25238. | Dennis (droppies) | 60.16 | 95% | 2017-08-02 |
| 25239. | Samantha (bradswifey2010) | 60.16 | 94% | 2012-08-30 |
| 25240. | Aleksa (zdravce988) | 60.15 | 94% | 2016-04-19 |
| 25241. | im bored (googooalp) | 60.15 | 97% | 2021-08-24 |
| 25242. | Tom (tom1110) | 60.15 | 95% | 2021-08-22 |
| 25243. | Yvonne (yvonnen) | 60.15 | 93% | 2011-05-18 |
| 25244. | ccu (cuhlig) | 60.14 | 96.6% | 2023-07-11 |
| 25245. | Anthony (chapanya1) | 60.14 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 25246. | this quote is sh*t (slowass... | 60.14 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25247. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 60.14 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 25248. | Garubles (themoistseacow) | 60.14 | 96% | 2020-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |