The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25869. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 62.47 | 99% | 2017-07-23 |
| 25870. | dakkon (d4kk0n1234) | 62.47 | — | 2010-02-09 |
| 25871. | Cakra (cakraputra) | 62.47 | 96% | 2015-08-21 |
| 25872. | Britto (britto07) | 62.47 | 94% | 2013-07-25 |
| 25873. | AG (anujmgupta) | 62.47 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 25874. | Name (slow_goy) | 62.46 | 90% | 2013-11-23 |
| 25875. | Dan (monty69) | 62.46 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 25876. | Hawk (hawk_w) | 62.46 | 97% | 2020-03-14 |
| 25877. | JUne (juneteeth) | 62.46 | 98% | 2021-04-09 |
| 25878. | Wasi (theboxerkick) | 62.46 | 90% | 2016-09-19 |
| 25879. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 62.46 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 25880. | Ghtf (ghtf) | 62.46 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 25881. | Shino (chino54) | 62.46 | 98% | 2016-07-31 |
| 25882. | Jorge (vxsery) | 62.46 | 97% | 2011-11-08 |
| 25883. | vikky (rookie3324) | 62.46 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 25884. | Arslan (malikarslan) | 62.46 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
| 25885. | Berto (bertoisfast) | 62.45 | 96% | 2022-03-08 |
| 25886. | Beast (beast36) | 62.45 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 25887. | E (phillipcool127) | 62.45 | 95% | 2023-03-18 |
| 25888. | Lukas (kenoo) | 62.45 | 93% | 2017-02-15 |
| 25889. | melkiyar (melkiyar3) | 62.45 | 97% | 2013-12-31 |
| 25890. | Spaghett (dropmyspaghetti) | 62.45 | 89% | 2016-07-16 |
| 25891. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 62.45 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 25892. | Andris (raint) | 62.45 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 25893. | Euijin (kej841107) | 62.45 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 25894. | DondaTello (dondatello) | 62.44 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 25895. | Wiped (wipednewb) | 62.44 | 94% | 2022-01-24 |
| 25896. | Rystian (cap_redhawk) | 62.44 | 94% | 2022-05-22 |
| 25897. | GB (gboc) | 62.44 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 25898. | Kusumio (kuzumio) | 62.43 | 96% | 2022-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |