Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8886. | .he. (i386) | 88.29 | 96% | 2022-12-01 |
| 8887. | Mathias (doomthunder) | 88.28 | 90% | 2014-01-22 |
| 8888. | SafetyBear (safetybear) | 88.28 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 8889. | Austin (thisissugar) | 88.28 | 92% | 2012-09-23 |
| 8890. | ♞-✩ṕẢrtiDả-♞ (J... | 88.28 | 100% | 2014-05-05 |
| 8891. | Zihan (zihanwei) | 88.28 | 99% | 2023-03-16 |
| 8892. | SeanBona (pball4ever) | 88.27 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 8893. | ♫ (_ag_) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-05-15 |
| 8894. | Marko (markovojvodic84) | 88.27 | 95% | 2011-12-16 |
| 8895. | Carl (doc283) | 88.27 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 8896. | Bryan (clanksits) | 88.27 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 8897. | Sir (sirfurness) | 88.26 | 97% | 2016-12-11 |
| 8898. | Alfred (d4m4s74) | 88.26 | — | 2010-04-04 |
| 8899. | Jacob (solace72) | 88.26 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 8900. | Nick (bluepenredpen) | 88.26 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 8901. | Rabiddj500 (rabiddj500) | 88.26 | 90% | 2016-10-03 |
| 8902. | Hung (trandoanhung1991) | 88.25 | 92% | 2013-04-16 |
| 8903. | potato (omgpotatoes) | 88.25 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8904. | Jakes (dron3z) | 88.25 | 97% | 2013-01-02 |
| 8905. | Sator (satorrr) | 88.25 | 97% | 2023-03-04 |
| 8906. | Kerwin (kerwinius) | 88.25 | 96% | 2012-04-25 |
| 8907. | East (eastwind21) | 88.25 | 98% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8908. | BIdi (bidi) | 88.24 | 95% | 2019-07-14 |
| 8909. | Jermy (grandmastafunk) | 88.24 | 96% | 2015-08-10 |
| 8910. | Anthony (anthonymok) | 88.24 | 91% | 2012-03-24 |
| 8911. | MUPH (muphine) | 88.23 | 97% | 2022-08-14 |
| 8912. | John (pats) | 88.22 | — | 2010-08-09 |
| 8913. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 88.22 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8914. | Erkki (miigga) | 88.22 | — | 2009-01-13 |
| 8915. | Vt (jesuslep) | 88.22 | 96% | 2016-04-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |