I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2969. | (dinodance) | 78.36 | 96% | 2023-12-09 |
| 2970. | Ian (dna01) | 78.33 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2971. | Seb (defaultseb) | 78.33 | 95.4% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2972. | (jackie_7) | 78.32 | 95% | 2025-11-20 |
| 2973. | (samsore) | 78.30 | 93.7% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2974. | (shakthi1731u) | 78.30 | 97.3% | 2024-10-24 |
| 2975. | (ymagunn) | 78.28 | 95.9% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2976. | Pokemon (pokemonkillr) | 78.28 | 95% | 2026-02-20 |
| 2977. | paim (barat_paim) | 78.26 | 97.4% | 2024-12-02 |
| 2978. | Wayfair Cabinet (wayfair_ca... | 78.26 | 98% | 2024-01-05 |
| 2979. | (wishiwasalt) | 78.26 | 97.3% | 2023-10-25 |
| 2980. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 78.24 | 96.4% | 2025-01-02 |
| 2981. | Ali (ali_pro) | 78.23 | 94.2% | 2023-11-18 |
| 2982. | (siratem) | 78.23 | 96% | 2023-06-04 |
| 2983. | (_psiphi) | 78.23 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 2984. | (adilzhan1112) | 78.22 | 94.3% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2985. | Raymond (droid_za) | 78.21 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 2986. | (kroken_keyboard) | 78.19 | 96.8% | 2023-05-26 |
| 2987. | Akbar Khan (akbar56) | 78.18 | 97.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2988. | (bigmactyu) | 78.18 | 96.2% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2989. | (bigalbertpicklestroker) | 78.17 | 95% | 2023-12-29 |
| 2990. | (dhienf0707) | 78.15 | 96.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2991. | (kakacbx) | 78.10 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 2992. | (yyy333) | 78.09 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 2993. | (asteroidgaming3) | 78.08 | 95% | 2026-01-20 |
| 2994. | (houndzkie) | 78.06 | 96% | 2026-01-14 |
| 2995. | (reyanman) | 78.05 | 95% | 2026-01-06 |
| 2996. | Arthead (arthead) | 78.03 | 96.2% | 2024-05-07 |
| 2997. | (luckyzxd) | 78.02 | 96.4% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2998. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |