I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
371 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4712. | tstats[abhishekyeskholiya] ... | 101.09 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 4713. | Benjamin (biggy_cheese69) | 101.09 | 98% | 2023-01-13 |
| 4714. | Sam (robotia) | 101.09 | 92% | 2016-09-29 |
| 4715. | PwnmasterFTW200 (weirdoboy200) | 101.09 | 94% | 2017-03-20 |
| 4716. | Sydney (talkywallaby) | 101.08 | 96.6% | 2025-05-02 |
| 4717. | (treje) | 101.08 | 97.4% | 2024-04-21 |
| 4718. | Daniel (jansson) | 101.08 | 97% | 2017-08-12 |
| 4719. | THATCHILD (thatchild) | 101.07 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 4720. | Jeremiah (jgdude) | 101.06 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4721. | xpr (xprman) | 101.06 | 97% | 2015-06-25 |
| 4722. | Julius (solenopsis) | 101.06 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4723. | aero (aeroagg15) | 101.06 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 4724. | Geordie (geordstar123) | 101.05 | 96% | 2017-09-10 |
| 4725. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 101.05 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 4726. | Camilo (cgiraldo_) | 101.05 | 99% | 2019-02-06 |
| 4727. | Tigran (tigranhakobyan) | 101.05 | 87% | 2015-08-20 |
| 4728. | drnoobus (drnoobus) | 101.04 | 95.9% | 2024-12-24 |
| 4729. | Zachary (zzomtceo) | 101.04 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 4730. | Teemu (tpudas) | 101.04 | 99% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4731. | Adrian (apnestico) | 101.04 | 98% | 2017-09-11 |
| 4732. | Arthur (alamofgod) | 101.04 | 97% | 2016-10-07 |
| 4733. | Xerve (xerve) | 101.03 | 97.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 4734. | killy grim (pastries) | 101.03 | 98.5% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4735. | Angelo (gc_aim) | 101.03 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4736. | Alex (aqin24) | 101.02 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4737. | Jason (acerpacemaker) | 101.01 | 97% | 2023-03-20 |
| 4738. | ccartp (ccartp) | 101.00 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 4739. | pincel (pincel) | 101.00 | 96% | 2023-08-09 |
| 4740. | Elijamin (mejikmahn) | 101.00 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4741. | André (andreabadesso) | 101.00 | 96.9% | 2024-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |