The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5428. | (jugglerilluminati) | 100.78 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 5429. | (surfer_rosa) | 100.78 | 95% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5430. | (dan350z) | 100.78 | 95% | 2014-01-30 |
| 5431. | Koupka (koupka) | 100.76 | 99% | 2023-08-17 |
| 5432. | (kenkenkiota) | 100.76 | 99% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5433. | (outtactrl) | 100.76 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 5434. | (giantimi) | 100.76 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 5435. | (writingsnotthateasy) | 100.75 | 99% | 2022-06-21 |
| 5436. | tien (cinnamnbun) | 100.75 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 5437. | (panyaa) | 100.75 | 99% | 2014-11-18 |
| 5438. | Nyomi (nyomithevagabond) | 100.74 | 98% | 2015-01-06 |
| 5439. | (stoopify) | 100.74 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 5440. | Charlyflies (charlyflies) | 100.74 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 5441. | (wenxuan100) | 100.73 | 97% | 2018-06-01 |
| 5442. | tstats[jancs] (jancs) | 100.73 | 96.2% | 2023-06-04 |
| 5443. | (exdunn) | 100.73 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 5444. | Victor (potatoloh228) | 100.72 | 92% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5445. | (mashingans) | 100.72 | 96% | 2023-01-11 |
| 5446. | Drovor (wwinder) | 100.72 | 99% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5447. | (doodle2552) | 100.72 | 99% | 2015-01-19 |
| 5448. | (megsm07) | 100.72 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 5449. | (razertypist) | 100.72 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5450. | pwnography (driven) | 100.72 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
| 5451. | (sisi1028) | 100.72 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 5452. | (raydians) | 100.72 | 89% | 2011-09-17 |
| 5453. | (nutterwithbutter) | 100.71 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 5454. | (mprice0004) | 100.71 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 5455. | (jagswag28) | 100.70 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5456. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 100.70 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5457. | (fallenleaf) | 100.70 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |