The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25725. | (babyotter) | 62.14 | 92% | 2013-08-18 |
| 25726. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 62.14 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 25727. | A (stoician) | 62.14 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 25728. | (rnansari) | 62.14 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 25729. | (tsteele07) | 62.14 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 25730. | (titoreo) | 62.14 | 94% | 2021-06-07 |
| 25731. | (joshuac_47) | 62.14 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 25732. | (rinkol) | 62.14 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
| 25733. | (nek_0705) | 62.14 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 25734. | (ilham_turtles) | 62.13 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 25735. | (hudson_the_cat) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 25736. | (layk_lewis1) | 62.13 | 91% | 2017-05-15 |
| 25737. | (wheight2) | 62.13 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 25738. | (nysi_genz) | 62.13 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 25739. | kao (biohand2001) | 62.13 | 92% | 2014-03-10 |
| 25740. | (supergokun) | 62.13 | 94% | 2013-05-15 |
| 25741. | (kerwinnang) | 62.12 | 92% | 2013-06-17 |
| 25742. | (dylanite13) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 25743. | (yichenlo) | 62.12 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 25744. | (balton) | 62.12 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 25745. | (tcrman) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 25746. | (drin) | 62.12 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 25747. | (deadn1) | 62.11 | 91% | 2015-02-10 |
| 25748. | (scrummaster) | 62.11 | 95% | 2019-07-27 |
| 25749. | (1488) | 62.11 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 25750. | (magicsauce) | 62.11 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 25751. | (sironya0824) | 62.11 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 25752. | (hqwhuang) | 62.11 | 99% | 2018-09-12 |
| 25753. | (hsuanlv) | 62.11 | 96% | 2013-12-19 |
| 25754. | (blacknite07) | 62.10 | 94% | 2015-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |