The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11285. | aptnker (aptnker) | 98.01 | 99% | 2011-11-17 |
| 11286. | svinfia (svinfia) | 98.01 | 100% | 2017-09-12 |
| 11287. | 100 (soulitzer3) | 98.01 | 93% | 2017-02-24 |
| 11288. | a (3lim64) | 98.00 | 98% | 2022-06-18 |
| 11289. | Judy (lovelotrandth) | 98.00 | 97% | 2018-12-10 |
| 11290. | B (archnaea) | 98.00 | 99% | 2021-02-10 |
| 11291. | sheepy (sheepyrocks) | 98.00 | 98% | 2011-10-02 |
| 11292. | . (trihard7) | 98.00 | 99% | 2017-12-22 |
| 11293. | Neil (flowtoad) | 97.99 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 11294. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 97.99 | 99% | 2023-05-01 |
| 11295. | Amoracchius (zeththedarkmage) | 97.99 | 97% | 2012-04-11 |
| 11296. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 97.99 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 11297. | saxum (saxum) | 97.99 | 94% | 2016-11-10 |
| 11298. | Fredrik (fur3x) | 97.99 | 87% | 2013-05-11 |
| 11299. | Stuart (stuarta0) | 97.99 | 99% | 2016-08-01 |
| 11300. | Ibro (ibro) | 97.99 | 98% | 2012-02-18 |
| 11301. | Danielle (drhooke) | 97.98 | 96% | 2011-05-12 |
| 11302. | Namik (mythical) | 97.98 | — | 2008-12-18 |
| 11303. | Nobu (noobuhlicious) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-09-10 |
| 11304. | George (georgewang615) | 97.97 | 96% | 2019-05-06 |
| 11305. | Jimi (jimi_io) | 97.97 | 100% | 2022-12-26 |
| 11306. | Patrik (hickarn) | 97.97 | 97% | 2013-01-19 |
| 11307. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 97.97 | 100% | 2012-05-19 |
| 11308. | Henry (henryumeash) | 97.97 | 91% | 2012-09-28 |
| 11309. | Nope (mrgordita) | 97.96 | 97% | 2014-05-20 |
| 11310. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 97.96 | 99% | 2016-10-13 |
| 11311. | Ryan (wafflus) | 97.96 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 11312. | NO ONE (subhroxeon) | 97.96 | 98% | 2022-03-26 |
| 11313. | Bob (sydre2) | 97.96 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11314. | Jack (falryx) | 97.96 | 99% | 2013-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |