Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8019. | YaYeet (stellar_prince) | 90.37 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 8020. | SJ (sjobispo) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8021. | Andrew (monkegoist) | 90.36 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 8022. | J (kzce) | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 8023. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 90.36 | 97% | 2023-04-09 |
| 8024. | SeekNStrike (seeknstrike) | 90.36 | 97% | 2018-06-03 |
| 8025. | Alex (l3attman) | 90.35 | — | 2009-08-15 |
| 8026. | MoBo (mobo82) | 90.35 | 97% | 2015-12-08 |
| 8027. | Eric (aerran) | 90.35 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8028. | Llama (llamalpaca) | 90.35 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 8029. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 90.35 | 99% | 2018-08-27 |
| 8030. | Mishaal (kaabi) | 90.34 | 98% | 2013-11-20 |
| 8031. | Ethan (freeeeese) | 90.34 | 98% | 2019-02-11 |
| 8032. | B I G F I S H B O Y E (canc... | 90.34 | 97% | 2017-07-21 |
| 8033. | Dahyun (datzu) | 90.34 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8034. | Daniel (lasalletyper) | 90.34 | 97% | 2019-10-07 |
| 8035. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 90.33 | 98% | 2013-10-11 |
| 8036. | William (domofan) | 90.33 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 8037. | Meg (megsm07) | 90.33 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 8038. | T (hsczx) | 90.33 | 96% | 2011-10-22 |
| 8039. | Graham (drgraham) | 90.33 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 8040. | Ben (lordzorgath) | 90.33 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| 8041. | Mohit (mithun1984) | 90.32 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 8042. | Dan (moxjet) | 90.32 | 97% | 2012-03-26 |
| 8043. | John (1upjd) | 90.32 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 8044. | Will (willjustwill) | 90.31 | 94% | 2016-12-28 |
| 8045. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 90.31 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 8046. | Tom (myrrhh) | 90.31 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 8047. | khersoncity (div_ilia) | 90.30 | — | 2010-12-15 |
| 8048. | fungz (fungz) | 90.30 | 97% | 2012-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |