The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8068. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 93.42 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 8069. | Uri (laor55) | 93.42 | 98% | 2014-03-08 |
| 8070. | (based) (not_medicine) | 93.41 | 96% | 2019-05-15 |
| 8071. | Dan (danhasalamb) | 93.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| 8072. | james (jamesbudi) | 93.41 | 97% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8073. | Will (shadzalt) | 93.40 | 100% | 2020-04-24 |
| 8074. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 8075. | igs (x7041) | 93.40 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| 8076. | Cove (cove) | 93.39 | 97% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8077. | Ocephalus Braggart Flapdood... | 93.39 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 8078. | Streyt (streyt) | 93.39 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| 8079. | Newton (nklflips) | 93.38 | 96% | 2022-03-05 |
| 8080. | SteamingPileOfCowDung (stea... | 93.38 | 97% | 2015-04-15 |
| 8081. | Sheng (shengalang) | 93.38 | 95% | 2015-01-10 |
| 8082. | gian (gianp) | 93.38 | 93% | 2012-04-05 |
| 8083. | D.A.R.Y.L (daryl23) | 93.38 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 8084. | Dyllan (dyllancrazy) | 93.37 | 97% | 2017-07-02 |
| 8085. | Drew (drewkpine) | 93.37 | 94% | 2014-08-05 |
| 8086. | Patrick (pawal001) | 93.37 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 8087. | Pei Bin (cheongpeibin) | 93.36 | 98% | 2014-11-23 |
| 8088. | Frank (popofrank97) | 93.36 | 95% | 2015-12-07 |
| 8089. | Zachary (zgreenspan) | 93.36 | 96% | 2020-12-17 |
| 8090. | Zanguza (zanguza) | 93.36 | 97% | 2013-09-17 |
| 8091. | Lee (kantoran) | 93.36 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 8092. | Anthony (gogo55) | 93.35 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 8093. | Shadow (shadowkitten) | 93.35 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8094. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 93.35 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 8095. | Mike (michaelomh) | 93.35 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8096. | Ponymouse (ponymous) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 8097. | Gillian (gillian) | 93.35 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |