Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8218. | Kevin (kevb0) | 80.97 | 96% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8219. | Huy (huynguyen560) | 80.96 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 8220. | candid (candidchip) | 80.96 | 96.9% | 2023-08-26 |
| 8221. | makeout (wastingtimexd) | 80.96 | 98% | 2021-12-11 |
| 8222. | Lukey (lukeybochmangames) | 80.96 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 8223. | Piyush (piyushbhakat) | 80.95 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8224. | dirty_qwerty (soapfish) | 80.95 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 8225. | ctsib (ctsib) | 80.95 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8226. | Toby (ueue_) | 80.95 | 97% | 2025-04-18 |
| 8227. | Imaad (iszaffar) | 80.95 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 8228. | Leo Lopez (scholarly_brutha) | 80.94 | 98% | 2025-09-02 |
| 8229. | Hugo (hugoprotato) | 80.94 | 95% | 2024-07-17 |
| 8230. | Joseph (jokr12) | 80.94 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 8231. | Foong (spice_racer) | 80.93 | 99.6% | 2024-01-24 |
| 8232. | Monroe (arrowruler69) | 80.93 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 8233. | tsapi (tsapi) | 80.93 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 8234. | Crazygums (crazygumz) | 80.92 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8235. | Gaming_Now123 (gaming_now123) | 80.92 | 95% | 2020-01-23 |
| 8236. | 10w/kg (dreg) | 80.92 | 97% | 2022-05-09 |
| 8237. | Bill (destroyer_2) | 80.92 | 95.6% | 2023-05-28 |
| 8238. | Steakchop (steakchop) | 80.91 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 8239. | Kendall (fishstix_) | 80.91 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 8240. | Marigold (brovado) | 80.91 | 96.7% | 2025-03-13 |
| 8241. | Bleach (bleachfinny) | 80.91 | 97% | 2018-02-14 |
| 8242. | Tyfou (tyfou209) | 80.90 | 96% | 2024-05-02 |
| 8243. | Leo (leotwelve) | 80.90 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 8244. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 80.90 | 96% | 2019-02-07 |
| 8245. | Yut (poominb) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 8246. | Sean (seantoasters) | 80.89 | 96% | 2018-06-22 |
| 8247. | Tashima (tashima42) | 80.89 | 96% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |