And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3097. | nhan (luckyboys_002) | 120.94 | 91% | 2012-09-01 |
| 3098. | bazzinga (coimbra) | 120.94 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 3099. | Hoang (hag0n) | 120.93 | 100% | 2015-05-31 |
| 3100. | nefrina (aaromon) | 120.93 | 95% | 2014-09-09 |
| 3101. | jan (micaelaishot123) | 120.92 | 98% | 2021-09-19 |
| 3102. | tebond (tebond) | 120.92 | 96.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 3103. | LB (man_onatree) | 120.92 | 99% | 2022-05-04 |
| 3104. | maru (maru77) | 120.92 | 98% | 2012-02-22 |
| 3105. | Haylie (hayz_grace) | 120.91 | 100% | 2013-09-13 |
| 3106. | Slow Reader (idiot1) | 120.90 | 96% | 2014-03-07 |
| 3107. | helloasdfjkl (helloasdfjkl) | 120.89 | 97% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3108. | Norferzlo (norfer) | 120.89 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 3109. | Meghann (janejellyroll) | 120.89 | 98% | 2012-04-10 |
| 3110. | dp (dpzz) | 120.89 | 97% | 2013-06-04 |
| 3111. | Sharon (cuprate) | 120.89 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 3112. | Christopher (gunboat) | 120.88 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 3113. | x] (dreamhack) | 120.87 | 97% | 2011-12-13 |
| 3114. | fiinnry (finnry) | 120.86 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 3115. | FreedomConvoy (notofu) | 120.86 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 3116. | PUTTHETEXTABOVETHERACERS (k... | 120.86 | 96% | 2012-11-23 |
| 3117. | Daniel (zyxwvuts) | 120.85 | 97% | 2014-12-16 |
| 3118. | Carmine (carminesilano) | 120.85 | 96% | 2017-05-13 |
| 3119. | Skye (playmaker_) | 120.84 | 99% | 2020-11-19 |
| 3120. | Wave (waveclipping) | 120.84 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
| 3121. | /// GabZ /// (gabbyns13) | 120.84 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 3122. | Mark (kdak) | 120.84 | 95% | 2012-11-01 |
| 3123. | Joe (neimad7) | 120.82 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 3124. | Kris (kris_z) | 120.82 | 98% | 2023-01-07 |
| 3125. | Howard (captcha) | 120.81 | — | 2009-08-04 |
| 3126. | arden (arden) | 120.81 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |