So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25059. | Kailee (kailee_) | 60.73 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 25060. | zaid (bolos4) | 60.73 | 94% | 2021-03-01 |
| 25061. | cao cao (sosoreeb) | 60.73 | 98% | 2021-03-23 |
| 25062. | Asim (leoperdspeed) | 60.73 | — | 2011-02-04 |
| 25063. | Ellie (daphne2) | 60.73 | 99% | 2012-10-11 |
| 25064. | Nick (bogboybangles) | 60.72 | 95% | 2017-12-18 |
| 25065. | Matthew (lonzon) | 60.72 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 25066. | shaun (shaunbot_123) | 60.72 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 25067. | T.T.O.T (thatturtleoverthere) | 60.72 | 94% | 2015-07-16 |
| 25068. | marie (mollis) | 60.72 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 25069. | Maki (lookitsmaki) | 60.72 | 87% | 2015-06-25 |
| 25070. | ARTORIAS (ghadeer_akleh) | 60.71 | 93% | 2022-03-27 |
| 25071. | abi19911 (abi19911) | 60.71 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 25072. | tourist (tourist18) | 60.71 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 25073. | Samantha (sburton52) | 60.71 | 87% | 2014-05-04 |
| 25074. | Ahmed (ahmed_rc04) | 60.71 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 25075. | DreamCat04 (dreamcat04) | 60.70 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 25076. | David (cpnheals) | 60.70 | 93% | 2017-02-01 |
| 25077. | pihi (asdasd32121) | 60.70 | 96% | 2022-04-04 |
| 25078. | Lord Master D (cdbdanny) | 60.70 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 25079. | Richard (richard123143) | 60.69 | 94% | 2023-02-15 |
| 25080. | Jennifer (jennyt28) | 60.69 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 25081. | Alu (aluette) | 60.69 | 96% | 2021-08-22 |
| 25082. | Olaf (john_2022) | 60.69 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 25083. | Nicholas (josh2648) | 60.69 | 94% | 2015-10-19 |
| 25084. | Sonwa (sonwa) | 60.69 | 96% | 2022-05-20 |
| 25085. | Crispy (cr1sp7) | 60.69 | 93% | 2021-01-15 |
| 25086. | Mitsuo (sp33d1sk3y) | 60.69 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 25087. | Aqib (mohdaqibriaz) | 60.69 | 97% | 2014-06-05 |
| 25088. | Guest (rsaurus) | 60.69 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |