All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2488. | alshbalasle (hadisulfe) | 111.30 | 98.2% | 2023-12-17 |
| 2489. | flamey (fwamey) | 111.29 | 98% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2490. | yarin (yarin) | 111.29 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 2491. | MrButtersworth (flapjackstax) | 111.28 | 99% | 2025-09-08 |
| 2492. | dd (roblox_) | 111.27 | 96.1% | 2024-09-22 |
| 2493. | Martin (martinwong) | 111.27 | 98% | 2024-08-04 |
| 2494. | Leonard (shutupleonard) | 111.26 | 98% | 2024-06-12 |
| 2495. | earwax (oily) | 111.26 | 97% | 2018-11-09 |
| 2496. | 963 (klyzzj) | 111.22 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 2497. | Bling (noupdate) | 111.21 | 98% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2498. | Boris (bb667) | 111.20 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 2499. | 100 percent accuracy (100_p... | 111.20 | 99% | 2023-11-13 |
| 2500. | it me (aubbergine) | 111.19 | 97% | 2025-12-04 |
| 2501. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 111.19 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 2502. | Kiko (kikozz) | 111.18 | 97% | 2023-02-03 |
| 2503. | Kevin (lin2711) | 111.18 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 2504. | Nakuj (nakuj) | 111.17 | 98% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2505. | Benji (dreadedwarrior4) | 111.17 | 99% | 2023-02-08 |
| 2506. | Wenjie (pervysama) | 111.16 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2507. | q (qtyps) | 111.15 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 2508. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 111.14 | 98.1% | 2023-05-30 |
| 2509. | Xander (xandejesus) | 111.13 | 99% | 2021-11-02 |
| 2510. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 111.12 | 98% | 2019-04-30 |
| 2511. | Greg (yaohan) | 111.10 | 98.6% | 2024-12-24 |
| 2512. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 111.10 | 99% | 2020-05-12 |
| 2513. | typeyMcTypeFace (mslib9) | 111.09 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 2514. | Bias R2 w/ CRP Tulip (nnaco... | 111.09 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 2515. | Mark (markf0cu5) | 111.09 | 97% | 2017-12-09 |
| 2516. | alex (davidfellows) | 111.09 | 98% | 2018-05-08 |
| 2517. | narkim (narkim) | 111.08 | 96.1% | 2024-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |