So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7673. | Dani (andtheysaidspeaknow) | 91.16 | 92% | 2012-08-01 |
| 7674. | Mad (georgadawg) | 91.16 | 97% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7675. | Wszxvq (wszxvq) | 91.16 | 94% | 2017-03-24 |
| 7676. | Jeremy (jay_racer) | 91.16 | 95% | 2013-11-23 |
| 7677. | Seth (sdun) | 91.15 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 7678. | Wusien (wusien) | 91.15 | 98.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| 7679. | Henry (hjg8) | 91.15 | 93% | 2014-10-31 |
| 7680. | Luke (bob500953) | 91.15 | 98% | 2013-09-04 |
| 7681. | Philipp (firephil) | 91.15 | — | 2009-05-24 |
| 7682. | dudududu (er132er) | 91.15 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
| 7683. | gabe (gabeeeeee) | 91.14 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
| 7684. | anon (sakraycore) | 91.13 | 94% | 2013-04-30 |
| 7685. | J0hn (johnjonez23) | 91.13 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 7686. | a (captainslow) | 91.13 | — | 2010-05-12 |
| 7687. | Khastro (peterakd) | 91.13 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 7688. | Tolu (epictolu) | 91.13 | 99% | 2013-05-17 |
| 7689. | Darius (shvco) | 91.12 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7690. | Srishti (mssrishti) | 91.12 | 98% | 2018-11-08 |
| 7691. | yethaplaya (yethaplaya) | 91.12 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 7692. | Seed (pikubu) | 91.12 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 7693. | Gabriel (gabrielfear) | 91.12 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 7694. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 91.12 | 95% | 2021-10-05 |
| 7695. | Ville (dreadchain) | 91.12 | — | 2010-01-12 |
| 7696. | Sarah (smeachen) | 91.12 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 7697. | Gunther (nintendoaddict1) | 91.12 | 98% | 2015-04-10 |
| 7698. | shaan (khem92) | 91.12 | 99% | 2017-10-23 |
| 7699. | Yakhe (ken007) | 91.11 | 99% | 2023-07-01 |
| 7700. | Ramon (jick_wipe) | 91.11 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 7701. | Jakkrij (bank32) | 91.11 | 96% | 2015-11-26 |
| 7702. | skwan (skwan) | 91.10 | 95% | 2013-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |