So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18633. | aftab (afti007) | 70.47 | 97% | 2015-01-28 |
| 18634. | Frost (f_r_o_s_t) | 70.46 | 96.4% | 2023-10-15 |
| 18635. | Kean (mkbnk201) | 70.46 | 93% | 2016-06-18 |
| 18636. | Miles (milksushi) | 70.46 | 91% | 2016-11-09 |
| 18637. | Kim (rsoler) | 70.46 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 18638. | * (000100020003) | 70.46 | 96% | 2023-05-01 |
| 18639. | one_handed (monohands) | 70.46 | 95% | 2017-02-23 |
| 18640. | Bonzer (bonzer05) | 70.46 | 98% | 2016-08-27 |
| 18641. | Robert (robby9718) | 70.46 | 95% | 2019-05-06 |
| 18642. | zarzych (zarzych) | 70.46 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 18643. | Wanderley (wanderley) | 70.46 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 18644. | Siddharth (sid.shandilya@gm... | 70.46 | — | 2010-08-12 |
| 18645. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 70.46 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 18646. | Temirulan (mtemirulan) | 70.46 | 94% | 2015-11-03 |
| 18647. | meerkat (dr_meerkat) | 70.45 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 18648. | SpeedDemon (thethunderlord7) | 70.45 | 94% | 2019-11-19 |
| 18649. | dree (dre3) | 70.44 | 95% | 2022-02-23 |
| 18650. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 70.44 | 98% | 2018-03-15 |
| 18651. | Simon (tykea) | 70.44 | 95% | 2012-11-06 |
| 18652. | lordvj (lordvj) | 70.44 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18653. | ☮™ (miss_betty) | 70.44 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 18654. | Danny (lamchops) | 70.44 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 18655. | Ewan (e_kuipers) | 70.43 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 18656. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-06-17 |
| 18657. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 70.43 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 18658. | Dev (devgupta55) | 70.43 | 95% | 2022-05-08 |
| 18659. | Caleb (keyslayer17) | 70.43 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
| 18660. | BoxBoy (uchenkadi) | 70.43 | 97% | 2019-09-05 |
| 18661. | Gabe (yokingszn) | 70.42 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 18662. | Roy (royminator) | 70.42 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |