The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14245. | Reinaldo (reinaldotje) | 81.47 | 93% | 2016-12-09 |
| 14246. | Philip (neodestro734) | 81.47 | 98% | 2014-03-31 |
| 14247. | Great sandwich (jumpsh0t) | 81.47 | 92% | 2011-10-29 |
| 14248. | Grayson (echotrademarked) | 81.46 | 98% | 2018-09-21 |
| 14249. | Deez (itso_official) | 81.46 | 96% | 2021-09-17 |
| 14250. | Bogxrt (jeophardyc) | 81.46 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
| 14251. | Samandar1 (samandar1) | 81.46 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 14252. | bayu (bayucakra20) | 81.46 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14253. | Nemesis (nemesis) | 81.46 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 14254. | Andrés (i_am_anik) | 81.45 | 95% | 2022-01-14 |
| 14255. | Kevin (kevinlei324) | 81.45 | 96% | 2017-04-27 |
| 14256. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 81.45 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 14257. | TypeMan (varj17) | 81.45 | 94% | 2015-01-09 |
| 14258. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 81.45 | 95% | 2011-12-23 |
| 14259. | 🥀ܐܘܔܢ🦅 (ogin) | 81.45 | 92% | 2017-02-03 |
| 14260. | Rob (destructo91) | 81.45 | 97% | 2016-09-07 |
| 14261. | Marie (_marssram) | 81.44 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 14262. | Nico (npvalerio8) | 81.44 | 95.7% | 2021-02-10 |
| 14263. | Michael (macdomantay) | 81.44 | 97% | 2015-06-01 |
| 14264. | NetBookKid (drdynamicnb) | 81.44 | 96% | 2013-02-02 |
| 14265. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang193) | 81.43 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 14266. | felis dofmesticus (strongly... | 81.43 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 14267. | Zain (balefire) | 81.43 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 14268. | Player 2 (jeffer_drive) | 81.43 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 14269. | Eve (everestype) | 81.43 | 97% | 2017-01-26 |
| 14270. | muffin (muff1ns) | 81.43 | 88% | 2014-11-22 |
| 14271. | Rafiq (rafiq) | 81.42 | 96% | 2013-04-25 |
| 14272. | sarah (sek1129) | 81.42 | 94% | 2012-03-20 |
| 14273. | Jeanie (jeanie) | 81.42 | — | 2008-10-14 |
| 14274. | penne (pennehardaway) | 81.41 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |