I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6114. | (gabp) | 97.67 | 98.7% | 2023-06-02 |
| 6115. | Katappa (sim007) | 97.67 | 97% | 2020-05-07 |
| 6116. | pitkakira (pitkakira) | 97.66 | 97.2% | 2024-08-13 |
| 6117. | (jazzfunk37) | 97.66 | 96% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6118. | (kimandoxs) | 97.65 | 98% | 2022-06-15 |
| 6119. | Jordan (js_jordan) | 97.65 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 6120. | Sam (leumis) | 97.64 | 96% | 2020-02-28 |
| 6121. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 97.64 | 99% | 2018-12-26 |
| 6122. | (yehosef) | 97.63 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 6123. | (tymarc) | 97.63 | 89% | 2017-03-07 |
| 6124. | (misterjaffles) | 97.62 | 98% | 2019-01-16 |
| 6125. | slob (nitonito) | 97.62 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 6126. | (palpha) | 97.61 | 97.9% | 2023-12-04 |
| 6127. | (neumnotele) | 97.60 | 98.3% | 2023-11-11 |
| 6128. | (nkopal18) | 97.60 | 99% | 2020-08-20 |
| 6129. | daniel (duciito) | 97.60 | 98% | 2019-12-21 |
| 6130. | Marco (marcomilo) | 97.59 | 96% | 2022-06-30 |
| 6131. | don't ever switch to dvorak... | 97.59 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 6132. | (maxq42) | 97.59 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 6133. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 97.59 | 97.5% | 2024-03-19 |
| 6134. | DrDynamic (drdynamic) | 97.59 | 99% | 2018-06-23 |
| 6135. | (elbowlick) | 97.58 | 98% | 2024-03-18 |
| 6136. | Ryan (nayrx14) | 97.58 | 97.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 6137. | weicer (weicer) | 97.58 | 98% | 2020-07-24 |
| 6138. | (schi678) | 97.57 | 98% | 2021-05-24 |
| 6139. | tap (tappineapple) | 97.57 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| 6140. | Simon (jangjun0901) | 97.57 | 95.4% | 2024-12-24 |
| 6141. | (jontex101) | 97.57 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 6142. | minty(learning homerow) (mi... | 97.57 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 6143. | (google_me) | 97.56 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |