The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11011. | mynarchist (mynarchist) | 87.35 | 95% | 2025-04-27 |
| 11012. | maxi (maxi2fast) | 87.35 | 99% | 2024-11-16 |
| 11013. | Hoice (hoice) | 87.35 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 11014. | iTay (mengleten) | 87.35 | 97% | 2022-02-01 |
| 11015. | Marcel (zyphx) | 87.35 | 97% | 2014-02-11 |
| 11016. | Magnus (magicbane) | 87.35 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 11017. | Fenix (isaac.hermens@gmail.... | 87.34 | 97% | 2012-12-07 |
| 11018. | AngryBacon (angrybacon) | 87.34 | 93% | 2014-01-08 |
| 11019. | Elia (ganmen) | 87.34 | 98% | 2020-12-20 |
| 11020. | T (simonhawk) | 87.34 | 94% | 2014-04-25 |
| 11021. | Julian (fiow) | 87.34 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 11022. | Billy (kumidaiko) | 87.34 | 87% | 2014-01-25 |
| 11023. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 87.34 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
| 11024. | Discipline (huynhkhacdat2) | 87.34 | 97% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11025. | Ajay (ajayvarma) | 87.34 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 11026. | Luis (lmorales) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 11027. | onel (onel11) | 87.32 | 97% | 2026-02-18 |
| 11028. | DrDizzco (drdizzco) | 87.32 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 11029. | AmStupid (punkendunken) | 87.32 | 95.2% | 2024-08-12 |
| 11030. | Akizumi (linaaron) | 87.32 | 97.4% | 2024-12-02 |
| 11031. | Raz (lotanraz) | 87.32 | 96% | 2017-06-29 |
| 11032. | Archer7703 (archer7703) | 87.31 | 97% | 2025-08-24 |
| 11033. | Joe (__joe___mama__) | 87.31 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 11034. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 87.31 | 96.2% | 2024-03-31 |
| 11035. | Garrett (grgarrett) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11036. | Alex (fwsch) | 87.31 | 94% | 2016-09-25 |
| 11037. | S (anvilclash) | 87.31 | 92% | 2015-02-03 |
| 11038. | George (piehead567) | 87.30 | 96% | 2026-02-23 |
| 11039. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.30 | 97% | 2024-04-23 |
| 11040. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 87.30 | 95.9% | 2024-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |