If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9333. | Aiden (flerbmcgurb) | 96.74 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 9334. | Protein (rsandland) | 96.73 | 96.7% | 2024-03-07 |
| 9335. | Cheburashka (serjical) | 96.73 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 9336. | Salad (saladspoon) | 96.73 | 98% | 2021-08-17 |
| 9337. | Elle (anko11) | 96.73 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 9338. | Ostrich (ostrichgrif) | 96.72 | 98% | 2023-10-27 |
| 9339. | Richy (typer_mann1928) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-12-23 |
| 9340. | men0bsem (men0bsem) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 9341. | bum_fluff (dritt) | 96.72 | 97% | 2020-01-16 |
| 9342. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 96.71 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 9343. | Elelzedel (elelzedel) | 96.71 | 95% | 2023-01-23 |
| 9344. | Avighna (avighnakc) | 96.70 | 97.5% | 2024-03-12 |
| 9345. | K (mrnohands) | 96.70 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 9346. | Liam (goals1001) | 96.70 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 9347. | harnessing (harnessingxd) | 96.70 | 95% | 2018-07-14 |
| 9348. | Aishwarya (ashagn) | 96.70 | 96% | 2020-04-02 |
| 9349. | oliver (sushiboyking) | 96.69 | 98% | 2025-11-17 |
| 9350. | Alex (alexviteza) | 96.69 | 99% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9351. | Ersen (ersentheking) | 96.69 | 98% | 2025-05-11 |
| 9352. | Slow_AF (flaming_gladius) | 96.69 | 98% | 2025-08-01 |
| 9353. | harris (fastasfman) | 96.69 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 9354. | Adam (draphos) | 96.69 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9355. | Jo/yf (yousseff) | 96.69 | 98.2% | 2023-07-08 |
| 9356. | Scott (waudercress) | 96.68 | 99% | 2024-02-05 |
| 9357. | Dylan (dill_pickle1101) | 96.68 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9358. | Andross (greenhelm117) | 96.68 | 98% | 2019-02-26 |
| 9359. | Billyboiyo (billyboiyo) | 96.68 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9360. | markapod (markapod) | 96.68 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 9361. | lily (coolgirl87) | 96.67 | 98.2% | 2025-03-24 |
| 9362. | so (soandso_) | 96.67 | 96% | 2025-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |