The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15528. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 79.03 | 96% | 2023-03-24 |
| 15529. | Georgi (cybersicherheit) | 79.03 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 15530. | David (lilchuck) | 79.03 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 15531. | Abbad (luckseeker) | 79.03 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 15532. | fxf8 (fuexfollets) | 79.02 | 96% | 2023-01-15 |
| 15533. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 79.02 | 98% | 2021-12-31 |
| 15534. | try (tipewriter123) | 79.02 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 15535. | Gurra (halogurra) | 79.02 | 94% | 2022-08-02 |
| 15536. | Teo (themightyghost) | 79.02 | 89% | 2015-06-19 |
| 15537. | running_dog (persists) | 79.02 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 15538. | _les_ (_les_) | 79.02 | 100% | 2018-07-15 |
| 15539. | Nam (namle123) | 79.01 | 99% | 2023-05-02 |
| 15540. | Timothy (tboyle6870) | 79.01 | 95% | 2016-02-20 |
| 15541. | Anton (thelegacyz) | 79.01 | 93% | 2013-08-06 |
| 15542. | fatma (fatmaozerr) | 79.01 | 96% | 2015-03-05 |
| 15543. | Moka (moka) | 79.01 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 15544. | Tre (tre_) | 79.00 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
| 15545. | Lawrence (lolrinse) | 79.00 | 93% | 2013-07-18 |
| 15546. | Frap (frap) | 79.00 | 98% | 2022-02-06 |
| 15547. | Ben (bssteg) | 79.00 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 15548. | Dan (wolfwoodxlv) | 79.00 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 15549. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 79.00 | 96% | 2022-01-08 |
| 15550. | dramorak (dramorak) | 79.00 | 97% | 2023-05-15 |
| 15551. | Kevin (gaussanderson) | 79.00 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 15552. | Loïc (neayd) | 78.99 | 98% | 2022-11-09 |
| 15553. | PoiZed (poized) | 78.99 | 96.4% | 2023-10-27 |
| 15554. | Jaswinder (jaswinder1997) | 78.99 | 97.5% | 2023-06-17 |
| 15555. | Omar (omarstorm52) | 78.99 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 15556. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 78.99 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 15557. | jeuw (ryansbeast) | 78.99 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |