So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34444. | Matic (matic_mele) | 43.42 | 92% | 2020-12-17 |
| 34445. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 43.42 | 93% | 2020-03-05 |
| 34446. | Rye (ryezra) | 43.41 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 34447. | pravar (pravar) | 43.41 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 34448. | Shine (shinekukkar) | 43.41 | 83% | 2016-04-02 |
| 34449. | Linda (li_ndt) | 43.40 | 97% | 2013-01-18 |
| 34450. | Diego (dnfeitosa) | 43.40 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 34451. | Jaskirat (jkaur7) | 43.40 | 92% | 2012-05-21 |
| 34452. | Aira (ymca_10) | 43.39 | 95% | 2011-10-02 |
| 34453. | chocolate (chocolatechip) | 43.39 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 34454. | Yash (kumar02) | 43.38 | 93% | 2021-07-10 |
| 34455. | Prateek (mikeftblcrzy) | 43.38 | 96% | 2013-02-22 |
| 34456. | Holobaymau (ngongiotrang) | 43.37 | 93% | 2013-04-16 |
| 34457. | Miigaa (rmiigaa) | 43.36 | 96% | 2021-08-19 |
| 34458. | Alex (alex_x) | 43.36 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 34459. | Asad (chand_jutt) | 43.36 | 95% | 2016-04-15 |
| 34460. | Dragx (dragxu) | 43.35 | 93% | 2023-07-30 |
| 34461. | Yunior (yunior) | 43.35 | — | 2011-02-06 |
| 34462. | carl (ace9teen88) | 43.35 | — | 2011-04-07 |
| 34463. | nothin (nothin) | 43.35 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 34464. | Dhairy (dexter_a) | 43.35 | 99% | 2019-04-12 |
| 34465. | Mohamed Abdallahi (lim_elno... | 43.34 | 93% | 2021-09-09 |
| 34466. | sriram (srirams1987) | 43.34 | 94% | 2021-10-29 |
| 34467. | BROWN. (brown_dusky) | 43.33 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 34468. | rad (k8dee) | 43.33 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 34469. | bHe (jaysonko) | 43.33 | 81% | 2013-11-18 |
| 34470. | Cole (coleyounng) | 43.32 | 92% | 2021-04-20 |
| 34471. | Cameron (camerona) | 43.32 | 87% | 2011-07-23 |
| 34472. | Michael (michaelcasely) | 43.32 | 93% | 2012-03-07 |
| 34473. | Daniel (danielking) | 43.32 | 94% | 2018-04-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |