So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2587. | Jon (screamuh) | 109.82 | 98% | 2017-10-19 |
| 2588. | aspect (aspectzzz) | 109.82 | 97% | 2023-01-13 |
| 2589. | Coach Driver (11_fingers) | 109.81 | 97% | 2022-09-21 |
| 2590. | Gabe (max79) | 109.81 | 94% | 2014-11-18 |
| 2591. | Hmm should I use Topre, Mod... | 109.81 | 96% | 2014-06-22 |
| 2592. | Jacqueline (jelias) | 109.81 | — | 2009-03-08 |
| 2593. | Gil (violetgil) | 109.78 | 99% | 2022-02-17 |
| 2594. | Cosmic (aji3) | 109.78 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2595. | Moist (moisturemob) | 109.76 | 100% | 2020-02-22 |
| 2596. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 109.76 | 99% | 2013-05-19 |
| 2597. | twitch.tv/ (derek5475) | 109.75 | 88% | 2014-08-22 |
| 2598. | victor (swegboi) | 109.75 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 2599. | Joseph (frozenclaw) | 109.75 | 95% | 2012-12-24 |
| 2600. | (filth001) | 109.74 | 96% | 2022-07-15 |
| 2601. | Kenniks (kenniks) | 109.74 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 2602. | Vinicius (vknoguti) | 109.74 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 2603. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 109.73 | 97% | 2023-03-22 |
| 2604. | Hari (baby1_jimmy) | 109.73 | 98% | 2022-04-26 |
| 2605. | Dragon (dragoncurve) | 109.73 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 2606. | Boris (redsnake07) | 109.72 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 2607. | ばにらー tired goodby... | 109.72 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 2608. | MonyTheG (maherttv) | 109.71 | 98% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2609. | Anthony (acplaygames) | 109.71 | 97% | 2021-02-10 |
| 2610. | Steve (nerosin) | 109.71 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 2611. | A_Person (wimbo24) | 109.70 | 97% | 2013-06-03 |
| 2612. | Jacob (jacobjuras) | 109.69 | 96.4% | 2023-10-18 |
| 2613. | Vitor (vrvitor) | 109.69 | 95% | 2013-01-09 |
| 2614. | brandan (uepuejq) | 109.69 | 96% | 2014-01-17 |
| 2615. | . (caper12) | 109.69 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 2616. | Jade (jezebel) | 109.68 | 97% | 2011-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |