With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9603. | Jane (directly) | 85.15 | 90% | 2017-03-01 |
| 9604. | hooo (hoehoe) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 9605. | Henry (ambandi) | 85.15 | 99% | 2025-09-25 |
| 9606. | Will (elwoodbeartest) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9607. | Rico (satoshi44) | 85.15 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 9608. | H (hdawg187) | 85.15 | 97% | 2017-06-02 |
| 9609. | Benjamin (dogast) | 85.14 | 95.1% | 2024-09-28 |
| 9610. | Thomsa (thomsah) | 85.14 | 96.1% | 2023-12-15 |
| 9611. | Meme (edgel0rd) | 85.14 | 96% | 2019-01-06 |
| 9612. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 85.14 | 99% | 2019-04-01 |
| 9613. | Master (nasty121) | 85.14 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 9614. | Michael (mish1) | 85.13 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 9615. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 85.13 | 97% | 2021-07-03 |
| 9616. | Ben (nebulaz) | 85.13 | 99% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9617. | ToTo (complexion) | 85.13 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 9618. | Joe (bearexile) | 85.13 | 89% | 2017-03-21 |
| 9619. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 85.12 | 95% | 2017-04-05 |
| 9620. | Marcus (marchovieto) | 85.12 | 95% | 2023-10-21 |
| 9621. | Jake (tommytwotoes) | 85.12 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 9622. | Md. Musfiqur (dragon172) | 85.12 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9623. | Potatoz4u (potatoz4u) | 85.11 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 9624. | Kelli (kellil08) | 85.11 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 9625. | Odysseus (doctorodysseus) | 85.10 | 97% | 2021-01-07 |
| 9626. | Keira (keiradawn) | 85.10 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 9627. | Steven (steventheplayer) | 85.09 | 97% | 2025-09-17 |
| 9628. | Toby (energeticpro123) | 85.09 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 9629. | Chris (letring) | 85.09 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 9630. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 85.09 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 9631. | Luka (k4lu) | 85.08 | 98% | 2026-01-19 |
| 9632. | Sam (samsmoke) | 85.08 | 99.1% | 2024-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |