Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6972. | jonnay (splatch) | 84.79 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 6973. | Accuracy (accuracyfocus) | 84.79 | 100% | 2022-05-28 |
| 6974. | Zeid (echox_) | 84.78 | 98.3% | 2023-06-26 |
| 6975. | Matthew (the_pasta_life) | 84.78 | 96% | 2018-12-02 |
| 6976. | Kelvin (keeelvin) | 84.77 | 96% | 2022-01-31 |
| 6977. | Michael (thegul) | 84.77 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 6978. | Rim Tempest (rimt3mpxst) | 84.76 | 97.3% | 2024-07-21 |
| 6979. | Curtis (squirtlebomb) | 84.76 | 96% | 2022-06-19 |
| 6980. | Senhelp (tunnapats) | 84.76 | 95% | 2025-08-14 |
| 6981. | jakub (jakub177) | 84.75 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 6982. | Evan (frost274) | 84.75 | 98% | 2020-10-26 |
| 6983. | Andreas (thisisnotajoke) | 84.74 | 98% | 2018-05-13 |
| 6984. | Roman (roman555) | 84.74 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 6985. | Derang (derang) | 84.74 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 6986. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 84.74 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 6987. | Stephen (snivithefox) | 84.74 | 93% | 2017-04-11 |
| 6988. | Draco25 (draco25) | 84.73 | 97% | 2025-03-28 |
| 6989. | Adrian (dragoadrian) | 84.73 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 6990. | holymagic1997 (holycoolqt) | 84.73 | 99% | 2025-12-17 |
| 6991. | NU (nusensei) | 84.73 | 96% | 2022-05-26 |
| 6992. | Celopher (celopher) | 84.72 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 6993. | Asthenia (chrysonite) | 84.72 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 6994. | Turbo (turbo3) | 84.71 | 95.2% | 2024-11-15 |
| 6995. | Decremental Newsflow (decre... | 84.71 | 98% | 2024-08-16 |
| 6996. | clam (clamxtx) | 84.70 | 95.4% | 2024-01-26 |
| 6997. | Max (max424) | 84.70 | 96% | 2020-06-14 |
| 6998. | Miguel (anckael) | 84.70 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 6999. | Kebab (cpt_price) | 84.70 | 99% | 2022-06-19 |
| 7000. | George (georgev591) | 84.68 | 96% | 2025-06-18 |
| 7001. | DoomLlama (doomllama) | 84.68 | 97% | 2019-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |