So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1717. | (veiven) | 115.51 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
| 1718. | (pdlg) | 115.49 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1719. | (flameheart) | 115.48 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 1720. | (lite426) | 115.48 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 1721. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 115.47 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1722. | (pyfgcrl) | 115.47 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 1723. | (ironman_777) | 115.47 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 1724. | (klontz) | 115.46 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 1725. | (nickaroo28) | 115.45 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 1726. | (belc0011) | 115.45 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 1727. | (kevinchen) | 115.42 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 1728. | (comeonn1) | 115.42 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1729. | Alex (alexm123) | 115.41 | 99% | 2012-12-08 |
| 1730. | (nerdsaboveme) | 115.38 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 1731. | (annettechun25) | 115.37 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 1732. | (justinwatkins) | 115.37 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| 1733. | (icarurs) | 115.35 | 97% | 2012-09-03 |
| 1734. | (dracaris) | 115.35 | 98% | 2012-08-02 |
| 1735. | (chopper111) | 115.33 | 97% | 2020-03-22 |
| 1736. | (beecampo92) | 115.33 | 99% | 2017-12-01 |
| 1737. | (antykingfish2) | 115.33 | 100% | 2018-01-02 |
| 1738. | sleepie (sleepieeyes) | 115.31 | 100% | 2011-12-14 |
| 1739. | (jlam55555nonquit) | 115.30 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 1740. | (befbo) | 115.30 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 1741. | (delvesy888) | 115.29 | 97% | 2012-04-17 |
| 1742. | (inviolable1) | 115.28 | 94% | 2016-06-26 |
| 1743. | (jpd236) | 115.28 | 96% | 2012-07-15 |
| 1744. | (aoxiang) | 115.28 | — | 2008-12-28 |
| 1745. | (mrcookie) | 115.26 | 97% | 2012-09-23 |
| 1746. | (purplebeard1) | 115.26 | 99% | 2012-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |