And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1381. | (tbhys) | 132.67 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
| 1382. | (falcon467) | 132.65 | 99% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1383. | (anagram_) | 132.63 | — | 2009-01-05 |
| 1384. | (aeynn) | 132.61 | 96% | 2011-07-07 |
| 1385. | (afzofa) | 132.59 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
| 1386. | (deadman) | 132.59 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 1387. | (timecrafts) | 132.58 | 96% | 2023-05-21 |
| 1388. | Onosk (onosko) | 132.51 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 1389. | Elluel (avirella) | 132.50 | 93% | 2017-04-22 |
| 1390. | (saxkiddo) | 132.47 | 99% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1391. | Spiky (spikycactus) | 132.47 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 1392. | (xtravisty) | 132.44 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 1393. | promtk (marspotato) | 132.44 | 98% | 2023-04-27 |
| 1394. | (willh) | 132.43 | 97% | 2016-08-14 |
| 1395. | Sam (illinoiserocks) | 132.40 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 1396. | (nootroo) | 132.40 | 98% | 2015-02-10 |
| 1397. | (djr5252) | 132.39 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 1398. | Jonathan (penguinicusaurus) | 132.39 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 1399. | (risinghydra) | 132.39 | 98% | 2013-05-30 |
| 1400. | (nedzy) | 132.39 | 95% | 2014-11-19 |
| 1401. | (jayso) | 132.39 | 92% | 2016-01-30 |
| 1402. | (dracaris) | 132.39 | 98% | 2012-08-22 |
| 1403. | (sal1191) | 132.38 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 1404. | (kidkoder) | 132.37 | 99% | 2015-03-15 |
| 1405. | (dragonsnaps) | 132.37 | 98% | 2011-09-07 |
| 1406. | iiNSANE (iinsane) | 132.36 | 99% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1407. | Fedor (emelianenko) | 132.36 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 1408. | (skete) | 132.33 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 1409. | Juha (predikt) | 132.31 | 98% | 2011-09-27 |
| 1410. | (willmtx) | 132.29 | 99% | 2013-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |