So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14572. | Will (zilus) | 77.13 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 14573. | Robert (glakus) | 77.13 | — | 2009-10-12 |
| 14574. | Matt (usernaem) | 77.13 | 93% | 2017-04-05 |
| 14575. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 77.13 | 96% | 2017-06-17 |
| 14576. | Peehole_Pincher (peeholepin... | 77.13 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 14577. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 77.13 | 95% | 2017-01-31 |
| 14578. | Austin (hobbes_0623) | 77.12 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14579. | sweettea (elwessweettea) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 14580. | Janglevet (janglevet) | 77.12 | 92% | 2015-11-05 |
| 14581. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 77.12 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14582. | jeremiah (jeremiah12345) | 77.12 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 14583. | vasilis (hackfree) | 77.12 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 14584. | Saki (saki) | 77.12 | — | 2009-05-11 |
| 14585. | Mauricio (plomaverde) | 77.12 | 96% | 2013-09-17 |
| 14586. | dai (luudai) | 77.12 | — | 2010-01-27 |
| 14587. | Balisto (balisto) | 77.12 | 97% | 2013-04-28 |
| 14588. | Arslan (arslan801007) | 77.11 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 14589. | Ken (kensizner) | 77.11 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 14590. | John (jkalogriopoulos) | 77.11 | 93% | 2012-08-31 |
| 14591. | Alvex (gr_alvex) | 77.11 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 14592. | Dr. Typist (dr_typist) | 77.11 | 96% | 2015-08-25 |
| 14593. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 77.10 | 98.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14594. | Habib (habibmalik) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14595. | Eric (__eric__f__) | 77.10 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 14596. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 77.10 | 96.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14597. | Rodrigo (banr_) | 77.10 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 14598. | Ben (lampost) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 14599. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 77.10 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 14600. | Nikola (elenhar) | 77.10 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14601. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |