So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34379. | cody (codysuh) | 43.14 | 93% | 2017-12-30 |
| 34380. | Jasmine (bonitajas) | 43.14 | — | 2009-12-12 |
| 34381. | No (n_one) | 43.14 | 94% | 2019-10-24 |
| 34382. | kaylee (lambo) | 43.14 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 34383. | VissiVox (vissiv) | 43.14 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 34384. | Chris (ms009986) | 43.13 | 59% | 2015-11-23 |
| 34385. | sc__tm (mdtm) | 43.13 | 94% | 2022-08-11 |
| 34386. | Ahmed (ahmedeldeebo) | 43.12 | 93% | 2021-03-23 |
| 34387. | Coraline (coralinebutton) | 43.12 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 34388. | Nick (mundles) | 43.12 | 89% | 2013-07-28 |
| 34389. | Mauricio (mauricio5157) | 43.11 | 87% | 2011-06-19 |
| 34390. | Anurag (longneck99) | 43.10 | 95% | 2023-04-13 |
| 34391. | Kaezu (kaezu) | 43.10 | 95% | 2022-01-13 |
| 34392. | Ahsan (tanzil) | 43.10 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 34393. | Paul (gkrkfk25) | 43.10 | 92% | 2014-08-16 |
| 34394. | Maerifat@gmail.com (maerifat) | 43.10 | 95% | 2016-03-13 |
| 34395. | ori (dragonsword) | 43.09 | 95% | 2019-07-06 |
| 34396. | Dr_thrax (dr_thrax1) | 43.09 | 92% | 2018-12-30 |
| 34397. | Samad (dr_drakonix) | 43.08 | 96% | 2017-06-03 |
| 34398. | Kedem (kedem) | 43.08 | 93% | 2014-07-06 |
| 34399. | sunny (brightday6407@yahoo.... | 43.08 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 34400. | tstats[javier_alba] (javier... | 43.06 | 91% | 2015-06-08 |
| 34401. | arie (ariempra) | 43.06 | 89% | 2015-12-23 |
| 34402. | SON GOKU (kartikeya.gupta.k... | 43.06 | 87% | 2015-08-28 |
| 34403. | cath (baboulou) | 43.06 | 93% | 2011-05-14 |
| 34404. | Asher (asherbc) | 43.05 | 92.1% | 2023-10-20 |
| 34405. | Ciel (ciellescal) | 43.05 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 34406. | Hang (hangphan) | 43.04 | 91% | 2011-06-17 |
| 34407. | ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ (esni) | 43.03 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 34408. | Simon (simco) | 43.03 | 94.5% | 2023-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |